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suicide (pg. 2)
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| Jackson |
| quote: | Originally posted by Marc Summers
Suicide is for pussies. |
I feel sorry for you. |
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| bangoSkank |
So you wanna die?
Commit suicide.
Dial 1-800-Cyanide line.
Far as life, yo...it ain't worth it:
Put a rope around your neck and jerk it.
The trick didn't work...
Your life was ed up from the first day of birth.
After watching Jackie Gleason walk into a precinct
Gun down the captain for no ing reason.
Get some LSD or a drink from the bar,
Get behind your wheel and crash the car.
Like Desert Storm, got bombs for the war
confront an alligator, let it eat ya raw.
Back to the function...riding the caboose to hell...
BZZZZZT touched the third rail.
You ed up chicken, now you just got fried...
Cause it's a suicide.
Suicide, it's a suicide.
Hey you little rich kid, what's your beef?
Come and tell the Grym Reaper all of your grief.
You asked for a Benz and you only got a Jeep.
Your pop's got endz, but yo he's mad cheap.
Maybe you're a bastard child you think...
Mom and dad are white and you're dark as ink.
Maybe you're Sicilian with a tan...
But you hate lasagna and the pizza man?
Now you stand on the grave digga locked and
you're singing the blues about the rough life you've got.
Not.
You don't wanna live no more.
I guess you're really ready for the grave yard tour.
When you get home just fill up your windows and you doors...
Turn your oven on high for about four hours...
Light you a blunt, kiss your ass goodbye
You gassed yourself 'cause it's a suicide.
Suicide, it's a suicide.
(Yep I've said it before and I'll say it again...Life moves pretty fast...If you don't stop and look around every once in a while, you could miss it)
Six ing devils stepped up playing brave God.
Had the ing nerve to try and enta my grave yard.
I'm the Ryzarector, be my sacrafice...
Commit suicide and I'll bring you back to life.
The first was convinced,
Stuck a water hose in his mouth at full blast so his head can explode.
Second said hmmmm that's good but I can top it:
Put an ax up to his head and then he chopped it.
Blood shot out in every direction...
The rest didn't know what to do, I made suggestions.
'Put a slug in your mug', 'overdose on a drug'
'Wet your hair stick a knife in the plug'...
'Or be like Richard Pryor set your balls on fire...
Better yet go hang yourself with a barbed wire!'
Three and Four fell deep into spell and
ran to the zoo, locked themselves in a lion's den.
Number Five said it ain't worth being alive...
Smoked a dust suede, mixed it with cynaide.
The only one to escape was number Six,
He went home
sat in the tub and slit his wrists
Yeah! More graves to dig. Goodbye
There's no need to cry...
'Cause we all die |
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| mentalbarter |
| quote: | Originally posted by Marc Summers
Suicide is for pussies. |
i'd be to to do it
suicide is for selfish people is more accurate |
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| Orbital32 |
| quote: | Originally posted by D-res
so i'm on the beltline on my way home from madison last night driving in the middle lane when out of the fog i see a shadow of a fat man. this fat man was just standing there in the fast lane sort of shifting his weight from one foot to the other waiting to get him. the cop behind me quickly slowed down to turn on his lights and be like.."yo st00pid" but i didnt get to see that part as i flew past at like 65mph, missing him by no more than 8 feet.
i woulda shat myself if he grew some balls, sprouted a dick and jumped in front of me.
btw suicide ftl |
Maybe he's suicidal because he's fat and he eats because he's suicidal. It's a vicious cycle. |
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| Dervish |
There was a guy on the ledge of a bridge in Edinburgh held the whole place up for a couple of days.
One of the days was a sat night. I was going into a club under the bridge (but closer to the side) and all the lovely people were chanting "jump jump jump".
I sent my wee bro a text to tell him (might have sent a pic actually) his responce.... "tell him to do a flip".
Is it me or are people harsh as fuck? |
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| :wtf: |
| Suicide's only cool if you're looking for myspace poon. :wtf: |
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| DarkAngel |
| quote: | Originally posted by :wtf:
Suicide's only cool if you're looking for myspace poon. :wtf: |
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| mentalbarter |
| quote: | Originally posted by :wtf: :wtf: :wtf: :wtf: :wtf: :wtf: :wtf: :wtf: :wtf: :wtf: :wtf: :wtf: :wtf: :wtf: :wtf: :wtf: :wtf: :wtf: :wtf: :wtf: :wtf: :wtf: :wtf: :wtf: :wtf: :wtf: :wtf: :wtf: :wtf: :wtf: :wtf: :wtf: :wtf: :wtf: :wtf: :wtf:
Suicide's only cool if you're looking for myspace poon. :wtf: |
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| Mebot |
| quote: | Originally posted by nchs09
missing him by 8 feet? i miss poeple by like 4 feet everytime i drive besides a sidewalk. lame story! 1 foot or closer or stfu. |
| quote: | Originally posted by nchs09
all im saying is that 8 feet is like what 1 carlane and half? thats not bearly missing anyone.. that is like if u were driving and someone is standing on the side of the rode x2. |
Well the inherent difference being the rate of speed you are traveling. Of course you can pass people on the sidewalk that are 4 feet away because you're going 45 mph or less.
on interstates, freeways and highways, cars travel between 65 and 90 mph. It's also illegal to even walk or ride a bicycle on interstates. |
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| muzzybear |
| My nephew (21) was in the backseat of his buddy's car last week when they hit a guy up in Beeton, Ontario. The guy was standing in the middle of the road. They're not sure why. They killed him, tho. The driver didn't have any alcohol in his system, and it was 230 in the morning.... weird. |
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| weymouth |
| was he a fisher with a hook for an arm? |
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