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Underage Clubbing (pg. 2)
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| Dj O'Callaghan |
Beer Boys do suck your right there, fair enough I have a few drinks when I go out, but wankers in Ben Sherman shirts tanked up on 10 pints cause the trouble in clubs.
And with Crasher I haven't been to the republic, I've been to the GCSS, I'm pretty much lazy sometimes but I will need to put an end to that and even if it means travelling up larry loner style I will try and make the effort to come up North ;) .
I've been lobbed out of clubs for being completly monged hahaha and usually me chatterbox on whizz is easy to spot aswell cos I never shut the up and babble on lol, I prefer clubs with people on drugs their more friendly, and calmer and I've had some great conversations with people on pills and when I've been on them aswell :) , even when I'm drinking I'd rather chat to pill heads, their better company. |
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| jonsimmonds |
Umm what is the "UKTA"'s definition of a beerboy??
My answer is
wears ben sherman/fcuk shirts
wears rockports(or cheepest similar pair of shoes from clarkes)
drinks 20 + pints, pretenends to know about dance music by talking about spice girls
throws up over fellow beerboys
try to attract the attention of females who just run a mile on first sight of the dreaded beer boys!
hope u enjoyed that! feel free to add to the list!
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| DuMonde TrAnCeR |
you forgot:
starts fights with people for nor reason whatsoever, usually if u knock them
think theyre the top boys in the club whereever they be |
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| flystyler |
| I can say that i will never be a beerboy, although i did used to where the ben sherman shirts, lol. I need to get some new clubbin clothes, cant wait for the packed UKTA year ahead |
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| Kinuvan |
| I can't stand beer, get drunk rarely and don't do drugs. Perhaps i'm an adrenilin boy, hmmm. *edit*... on second thoughts i think i'm just insane. |
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| DuMonde TrAnCeR |
| insane wud be me :D |
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| evil_bastard |
I'm 17 and a half, and most people say I look 17, yet I get in 95% of clubs and bars.
Why? Well here's my tips:
Being the age I am, some of my mates are 18, so they give their proper IDs, then i give my student ID (which isn't fake, Newcastle College gave it to me - I've explained how to do this in the Telewest Arena thread). Student IDs have about a 40% success rate, that is after you've been stopped and ID'd. However, if your mate goes in first with a passport or summit similar, then my student ID has about a 90% success rate.
But even before I got this ID and my mate were 18, I was 16, and getting into mosat clubs. Here's how:
Get talking to the bouncers
Just say something completely pointless like "seems canny empty tonight?", or even better "how long you open tonight?" and he'll give a response. If you ask him something quickly, before he gets the chance to ask for ID, chances are, you won't get ID'd. Afterall, it would be weird for him to respond "any ID?" and people don't like to say weird things, so often don't.
This has a couple of advantages:
*Firstly, you've got in there first. He then has to respond, since you've given him some friendly banter.
*Secondly, it shows him you don't hate him, and that you're not going to cause any trouble.
*Thirdly, it signifies you're not too drunk. That takes away an excuse he might use not to let you in.
Talk to other people in the queue
When I was 16 I did this all the time, and I can honestly say it worked a hell of a lot. If there're some lads or lasses, either in front or behind you, get talking to them, espescially if they are blatantly old enough, ie early 20s. Let's say for example, you and three mates are out, and you're all 16. Chances are, a bunch of 4 16yr old lads will be stopped, if not all of them then at least one. So, two of you get talking to the lads in front, 2 talk to the lads behind you. That way, the bouncer thinks you're part of their group, and must be of a similar age, you just look a bit young.
Just say anything that the situation permits. For example "look at that fat bastard over there". You'll find that anyone, and I mean anyone, will have a conversation with you on just about anything if they're drunk and in a long boring queue. Or "any of you lads know what time this place shuts?". Then, get a conversation going, and say like "to be honest I've never been here, I've heard it's canny sh1te but I thought I'd try it out myself". Then, they'll start to talk to you about the club or whatever and you're got a conversation going.
Most importantly, try and keep the conversation going whilst you pass the bouncers, make jokes etc etc, then you won't look nervous.
WHAT TO DO IF YOU'VE HAD SH1TLOADS TO DRINK AND ARE WORRIED THEY WON'T LET YOU IN
This has happened to me many times, in fact I've probably been rejected for being drunk more times than I've been ID'd. However, lately, I've managed to get past this problem.
Firstly, whether you're single or not, as long as you've got a female friend out, tell them the situation, and make sure she's linking arms with you as you go in. That way, it helps you walk straight, so you look much less drunk than you are. That is, assuming she's not absolutely out of it too.
Secondly, walk slowly. Trying to walk fast when you're drunk just makes you walk more wonky.
Thirdly, try and go when there is a queue. I know this souds mad, and noone likes queues, but that way, they won't see you walking, and it's hard to tell that a person is absolutely hammered or whether they're just very drunk, without watching them walk or hearing them talk. Don't give them these signs, if possible, link up with a lass, and you'll be alright. |
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| Az_1 |
| Well I was 18 yesterday, and I haven't had much success at clubs, due to a lack of any form of ID, and me lookiing about 16 :(, but me and a few mates went down to london, went in a few pubs and bars during the day, bought a few rounds, and I was dying for someone to ID me so I could just give em my school card, but it didn't happen at all, and we went into some posh places. We'd decided we were gonna go Passion@The Emporium in coalville, and my mate Jacob goes a lot, and he said a lot of ppl get turned away who look a lot older than me, ID or not.We get to coalville and theres hardly any queue outside, and I see the bouncer turning away some poor lad and his missus (So that theory doesn't always work), and they look a lot older than me, so by now I'm ting it, cos I had my school card (which I'd been informed wouldn't work), and my passport, but the photo was taken 4 years ago, and I look nothing like that now. To get in I had to walk round a barrier, and the bouncer was giving me the dirtiest look possible, so I was ting it big time by now, and he starts walking in as I get to him, and the word "" was my main thought at the time, but instead of IDing me he just nods at me and says allright mate, paid, went inside, and proceeded to have a ing amazing night, with Guy Ornadel playing an absolute blinder. And to cap the night off Judge Jules had Cancelled :p |
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| Spad |
| quote: | Originally posted by Az_1
And to cap the night off Judge Jules had Cancelled :p |
OMG! LOL! From now on the success of all TA meets shall be measured against how good it would have been if we were expecting Jules and he then canncelled. |
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| flystyler |
Spad stfu you sarcastic sod, jules will show you, he will you show you all, muhahahaha.
Oh and it works, just act like you r freezing, they dont want some kid to calapse outside there club with hipothermia (spelling).
Listening to dave pearce, oh my god :conf: :conf: . I ask myself why, and i realise coz nought else is on |
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| Spad |
| quote: | Originally posted by flystyler
Oh and it works, just act like you r freezing, they dont want some kid to calapse outside there club with hipothermia (spelling).
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Lol!
"Steve mate, I'm going to ID that little "
"Aw comeone Ron, the poor little chap looks freezing"
"Yeah you're right Steve, we can't leave him out here in the cold"
"Ask that dude instead Ron, he's got a jumper on" |
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| flystyler |
| Yep, well it seemed to work, and what i thought was brilliant we went to a club/pubby thing, before the bouncers were on the door, and they gave us a pass out, so we could get back in for free, and everyone else payed 2 quid to get in, lol |
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