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who has the best party story ever?? (pg. 2)
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| chinamon |
| quote: | Originally posted by dj_souvlaki
i used to work in clubs as a bouncer. and lets just say i have alot of nice experiences in the back ice room with some females lol |
this has a lot of potential for being the *best* story ever..
care to elaborate? :D |
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| dj_souvlaki |
| quote: | Originally posted by chinamon
this has a lot of potential for being the *best* story ever..
care to elaborate? :D |
hmm. well working as a bouncer, you notice a couple of things, peopel get scared of you, people hate you, and the girls who wouldn't look twice and you the week before want you so bad. so anyways, my spot to watch was by the bathrooms witch had the most female traffic, and in my spot i would lean on a door, and this door led to the ice machine room which was always empty, anywho girls would always stop by and talk to you and you start chatting them up. and once in a while the door i leaned on would pop open by itself(im a heavy guy 300 pounds lol) so as that happened she fell inside with me. i called in for a half hour watch on my spot and the rest speaks for itself lol. |
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| chinamon |
| quote: | Originally posted by dj_souvlaki
hmm. well working as a bouncer, you notice a couple of things, peopel get scared of you, people hate you, and the girls who wouldn't look twice and you the week before want you so bad. so anyways, my spot to watch was by the bathrooms witch had the most female traffic, and in my spot i would lean on a door, and this door led to the ice machine room which was always empty, anywho girls would always stop by and talk to you and you start chatting them up. and once in a while the door i leaned on would pop open by itself(im a heavy guy 300 pounds lol) so as that happened she fell inside with me. i called in for a half hour watch on my spot and the rest speaks for itself lol. |
bahhahaha.. i wanna be a bouncer now. |
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| joinT |
in '99 my best friend and I drove up to this warehouse in brampton for a rave.. we get there and door prices were more than we expected and we didn't have enough money to get in..
tried to bribe a bouncer who totally refused to let us in.. so we snuck around the other side of the warehouse behind some white van.. through weeds, etc.. my friend had to leave his sweatshirt outside cuz it was covered in burrs..
we keep an eye on the one bouncer who can see the area in front of us.. as soon as another bouncer walks up to talk to him, we book it, hop one of those orange plastic fences, duck under a tent (to many :eek: looks), walk casually inside the warehouse and we're in!
turned out to be an awesome party! we stayed till about 8am, as we're leaving i see the bouncer we tried to bribe and he's smoking a doob with some guy, i told him he should've just taken our bribe as we snuck in anyways.. i guess he wasn't used to weed because he just stood there dumbstruck while we walked away laughing.. |
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| infinity HiGH |
^^
thats awesome, lol |
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| Nikitha |
Paul van Dyk @ Guv June 2004,
Fellow TA and best buddy Chadly84 and I are standing right in front of the back bar of Guv towards the entrance to the Kool Haus dicussing how amazing the set PVD just played was, next thing i know i'm being shoved from behind into Chadly.. him being a gentleman of course goes to give the shove-perp a "what the hell BRO?" look for pushing me, we turn around to see nothing but a GIANT bouncer huffing away.. along with some other ppl.. and none other then PAUL VAN DYK himself who stops waves and smiles at us and then continues on into the Kool Haus...
it was GREAT!
Nikitha |
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| Playa24_7 |
Went to purple room inside rev last winter, with my friend rob. So we take a cab from his house, all the way to rev, which was like a 15minute drive roughly. We get there, and i realize once we stop "i forgot my wallet!". so we take the cab back to my friends, then back to rev, all and all it cost about $75! fack!
anyway, so we get in, meet up with the usuals, and party it up. lots and lots of drinks later, its close to 3am and closing time. my friend breanne worked there, and we worked it out before hand that we would be getting a ride home with her. So were hammered, and go to wait for my friend breanne. she gives me the keys to go start up the car and warm it up. so we go out, and for some dumb reason i'm spinning the keys on my finger, and *PING* the key ring snaps and the car key goes flying. its 3am, so its pitch black, AND, there massive snow on the ground! trying to find the key was impossible, and after lots of searching we found nothing.
so i go in and tell my friend breanne who obviously was not impressed. she found a ride home with someone from work, who was driving other people from work also. me and my friend who are absolutely trashed, say that we will take a cab home. so she drives off with those people, and we try to use my friends cell phone, not working! its just facked! then he says "fack it! my house isnt that far!". so we start walking, and walking, in these zip up sweater type things cause were idiot, fackin freezing and were getting more and more pissed off about it lol. we see a TD bank, and go into the lobby to try and get warm, then start walking again. finally we get near laurier university, and we decide to book it inside the student lounge thing, sit down on the couchs and chill out.
next thing i know, i open my eyes and its morning, and some cleaning lady is doing the garbages! so i look at her with a confussed look, then realizing where i am, we fackin slept there! so we casualy walk out, then see the city bus coming up to the bus stop on the other side of the road. we run as fast as we can towards that, almost wiping out on ice after jumping a snow bank, and wave down the bus.
we take that to his house and get his car. we drive over to rev to attempt to find my friends keys. we go to the spot around where the keys flew off and what do we see?? the keys! a car ran over them, with a piece of the teddy bear key chain thing she had on it, and it was visible where the car track was. so i call her up (its like 8am), then we drive to her house, give them back to her, and done. |
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| Plump Funk |
| quote: | Originally posted by Time2Burn
Dude your Zabiela story in London is a great one! |
+1 |
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| nadezhda |
this is not the best story ever, but it's mine cos nothing exciting ever happens to me. le sigh.
last april, at system for howells, we get in around midnight and we've been there for maybe 5 minutes and i'm babbling to someone like always, when someone grabs me and i'm like "wtf?" i turn around and who else should it be but danny howells, who has run down from the dj booth to give me a hug. bless. even better, it happened again the next night again at aria. :) and then some colombian dude, who i befriended, was all "do you know danny howells?" ha!
actually, all my good stories involve danny cos he's the only dj who talks to me. |
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| arek |
| partying this new years, at a very fine banquet hall, i lifted my turtleneck over my mouth n hurled .thank god it was tucked into my pants otherwised i would of been embarrassed |
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| dj_souvlaki |
i got another funny bouncer story.
so im chillin up stairs in my spot bored having a smoke. when i get a level 2(everyone) call on my radio. so i run downstairs and we used to do the congola lines when we went for a fight. so theres a space for the boucners to run through and of course you got the one cool guy who decides to walk in front of us and act all tough. so he gets pushed down by the guy in front of me and by the time he could get up and say "what the f........." i grabbed him by the face and pushed him back down lol.
anyways, i grab one of the guys involved into the fight push him. grab his arm, spin him around and put him in the arm lock while putting some preassure on his rist while lifting it up. now if u have ever had your hadn in this position you wouldknow it hurts like ing hell. so as iim carrying this guy down the stairs he keeps trying to head but me and kick me. so i put even more preassure on his wrist but still he keeps trying to kick me. now at this point his hand is bent almost completely over and touching his forearm. but yet he is still able to kick. any normal person would be in pain and beggin for their mom but this guy was stil going. so i realized he was probably double jointed so i let him go kicked him in the back and watched him fall down the stairs lol.
than opened the door. dragged him outside and was done lol. |
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| The Wiz |
| quote: | Originally posted by dj_souvlaki
i got another funny bouncer story.
so im chillin up stairs in my spot bored having a smoke. when i get a level 2(everyone) call on my radio. so i run downstairs and we used to do the congola lines when we went for a fight. so theres a space for the boucners to run through and of course you got the one cool guy who decides to walk in front of us and act all tough. so he gets pushed down by the guy in front of me and by the time he could get up and say "what the f........." i grabbed him by the face and pushed him back down lol.
anyways, i grab one of the guys involved into the fight push him. grab his arm, spin him around and put him in the arm lock while putting some preassure on his rist while lifting it up. now if u have ever had your hadn in this position you wouldknow it hurts like ing hell. so as iim carrying this guy down the stairs he keeps trying to head but me and kick me. so i put even more preassure on his wrist but still he keeps trying to kick me. now at this point his hand is bent almost completely over and touching his forearm. but yet he is still able to kick. any normal person would be in pain and beggin for their mom but this guy was stil going. so i realized he was probably double jointed so i let him go kicked him in the back and watched him fall down the stairs lol.
than opened the door. dragged him outside and was done lol. |
wow. just awesome :rolleyes: |
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