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My Straight Thread (pg. 2)
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| lücid |
i once made out with a girl with boobs smaller than mine.
and dave dresden kissed my hand... twice.
i'm so straight. :gsmile: |
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| dj_bas |
| quote: | Originally posted by Clovis86
Dude igottaknow...in hell that is the most retarted "flirting" story ever. Like EVER.
I cant think of a straight story right now...I've been acting pretty gay lately. (at least thats what jamie says).
Well I did get a big wet kiss from bas' gf's friend on nye. It was cool. |
What? When? THAT WHORE :(
Want a straight story? Tomorrow I punched my girlfriend in the face, then slapped her for ing up my coffee. |
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| Clovis86 |
| quote: | Originally posted by Ygrene
Oh yeah?!?
What if I told you the woman was the sexxy latina I met at the drive thru.
Only this time, I was the one giving out the Biggie size order!
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She got suuuuurved! |
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| igottaknow |
k here's another one.
I was chatting it up with a cute girl @ NYE party. she says that i'd look better if i pluck my brows. so she moves her fingers across my eyebrows. it felt very sensual, i nearly pitched a tent. |
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| wizniz |
i slept with a woman new years morning
or rather laid next to... not much sleeping wink wink
lolololollllll
oh god...
i dont like going into detail on my sex life :(
but it wasnt gay! |
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| igottaknow |
| quote: | Originally posted by lücid
i once made out with a girl with boobs smaller than mine. |
dj rtj wearing a wig doesnt count as a girl :rolleyes: :tongue2 |
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| Clovis86 |
| quote: | Originally posted by dj_bas
What? When? THAT WHORE :(
Want a straight story? Tomorrow I punched my girlfriend in the face, then slapped her for ing up my coffee. |
Haha what? It was just on the neck/cheek. :p
And lol bas got in trouble cause I said he was jealous that meL likes clovis more than him. And his gf was right there. :o
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| Clovis86 |
| quote: | Originally posted by igottaknow
so she moves her fingers across my eyebrows. it felt very sensual, i nearly pitched a tent. |
, its that easy with you eh? |
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| {b.s.e.} |
| i had sex from 9 am to 12:37 pm today. with a girl :wtf: |
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| Floorfiller |
this one time. i bought a plaid shirt...
true story |
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| dj_bas |
| quote: | Originally posted by igottaknow
k here's another one.
I was chatting it up with a cute girl @ NYE party. she says that i'd look better if i pluck my brows. so she moves her fingers across my eyebrows. it felt very sensual, i nearly pitched a tent. |
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| dj_bas |
| quote: | Originally posted by Clovis86
Haha what? It was just on the neck/cheek. :p
And lol bas got in trouble cause I said he was jealous that meL likes clovis more than him. And his gf was right there. :o
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Neck SLASH cheek? WTF?!?! Ohhh it's on, it is oonnn!!! BTW that meL comment took some major damage control :nervous: |
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