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So My Dorm Just Flooded (****ty Dorm Storeis)
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| guster |
| Yeah.. out of a 11 floor dorm the 2nd floor's water main busted and now the 2nd and 1st floor are flooded. Evacution occured so I decied to go get aboue 12 beers and drink them.. now the dorm is okay, I guess and I'm drunk. Yay for ty ass dorms! Any stories? |
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| kid nyce |
here's the basics of my dorm disaster story
small chinese kid from the streets of new york city
roomed with a 6'5" 250lb caucasian from the country side
i smoked he didn't
i had computers he didn't
he used my computers OK USA
i smoked in the room HE HATED IT
he kept using my computer without asking
i kept smoking in the room without asking
he got pissed slammed the door broke his TV
i laughed and locked my computers up
he moved out
my room all to myself now! IFTW |
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| Nabistai |
| quote: | Originally posted by kid nyce
here's the basics of my dorm disaster story
small chinese kid from the streets of new york city
roomed with a 6'5" 250lb caucasian from the country side
i smoked he didn't
i had computers he didn't
he used my computers OK USA
i smoked in the room HE HATED IT
he kept using my computer without asking
i kept smoking in the room without asking
he got pissed slammed the door broke his TV
i laughed and locked my computers up
he moved out
my room all to myself now! IFTW |
You're a dick for smoking while you know that it bothers your roommate. |
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| tubularbills |
Unless you lived in Storms Hall @ Iowa State, you haven't lived in a ty dorm.
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| BeatFreak |
^ Now that's a dorm.
I lived in a 9 floor dorm at UGA. It was a blast. |
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| Ygrene |
I got bum-rushed by a bat in the dorm hallway once.
It was like 5:30am and I was going to the co-rec for a morning workout. It was in February I think and it was really cold, so I was wearing a skull-cap and a hoodie over that too. Anyways, I step into the hallway and the lights are dimmed since it's quiet hours. I'm walking towards the stairs and I hear a flapping noise behind me and I feel something brush my hoodie. I'm all "Oh , a bird in the hallway!" and it kind of startles me but, whatever. So I continue towards the stairwell. Now I hear the flapping noise again and it's coming towards me from the front. From the light towards the end of the hallway I can see the silohuette and jerky movement and I realize it's a bat! In my mind, I hear Arnold yell "Get Down!" so I do and it flies overhead and I scramble to the stairwell. At this point I realize I am a big vagina. So i go back into the hallway and open the window at my end. I yell down the hallway, "Hey bat!" and I wave my arms (I'm not good at bat communication), sure enough he comes bumrushing, I scoot to the stairwell and out the window he goes. I was a hero!
Many years later, I got into a bit of a scrape with Dracula and, right before he took that fateful bite into my neck, guess who came to my aid and asked his master to spare me? Yep. True story. |
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| eROs.au |
oh i wish i could experience the american college life
looks like such fun
:D |
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| Ygrene |
| quote: | Originally posted by eROs.au
oh i wish i could experience the american college life
looks like such fun
:D |
Beer, breasts, and bats FTW! |
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| BeatFreak |
| Btw, I have tons of crazy dorm stories. Girls living away from home for the first time will do damn near anything. Like masturbate topless together in front of some guys and then give bj's on bunkbeds. Did I say too much? |
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| eROs.au |
| quote: | Originally posted by Ygrene
Beer, breasts, and bats FTW! |
i want to go to an american college
:( |
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| chojin |
| lol @ 'heard arnolds voice in my head' |
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