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Cyclops Kitty dead...
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| Radagast |
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN! |
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| Floorfiller |
| that cat kinda creeps me out |
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| Radagast |
| Hey..that's a cat? It looks like a creature from Uranus. No no...it's one of the aliens from that undercover top secret document thread that crackpot guy made. |
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| LuNaSeA |
| wow, that's freaky.. but i still feel sad for it.. only lived 1 day :( |
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| makija |
| quote: | Originally posted by Radagast
Hey..that's a cat? It looks like a creature from Uranus. No no...it's one of the aliens from that undercover top secret document thread that crackpot guy made. |
yo mama |
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| stren |
:(
i'd love to have such a kitty |
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| Radagast |
Cy the Cyclops Kitty
Versus
Aggrocat
Advantages/Special moves
Cy the Cyclops Kitty:
-Laser-eye
-Medusa stare
-Heebie jeebie vibes
-Acid spit
-ESP/Mind reading powers
Aggrocat:
-Rage greater than the heat of 1,000 Suns
-Sagging breasts of doom
-Whiskers for enemy message interception
-Strength of Skeletor
-Middle-finger royale
-Can stand in snow for extended periods of time
Disadvantages
Cy the Cyclops Kitty:
-Easily squashed underfoot
-Can't lift head
-Shakes like Muhammad Ali holding a leaf in a strong wind
-Lifespan of 24 hours, with his full nine lives
Aggrocat:
-Exposed flesh
-Extreme rage may cloud vision and thoughts
-Has to poop every two minutes
-Lifespan of years, with only one life
WHO WILL WIN??!? |
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| Silky Johnson |
| quote: | Originally posted by Radagast
Cy the Cyclops Kitty
Versus
Aggrocat
Advantages/Special moves
Cy the Cyclops Kitty:
-Laser-eye
-Medusa stare
-Heebie jeebie vibes
-Acid spit
-ESP/Mind reading powers
Aggrocat:
-Rage greater than the heat of 1,000 Suns
-Sagging breasts of doom
-Whiskers for enemy message interception
-Strength of Skeletor
-Middle-finger royale
-Can stand in snow for extended periods of time
Disadvantages
Cy the Cyclops Kitty:
-Easily squashed underfoot
-Can't lift head
-Shakes like Muhammad Ali holding a leaf in a strong wind
-Lifespan of 24 hours, with his full nine lives
Aggrocat:
-Exposed flesh
-Extreme rage may cloud vision and thoughts
-Has to poop every two minutes
-Lifespan of years, with only one life
WHO WILL WIN??!? |
PFFFT! Trick question! Cyclops kitty is already dead, therefore AGGRO CAT WINS! |
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| Glow Wire Guy |
I'm not sure which is sadder, the fact that the kitten was born with that deformity and died, or the fact that some people think it's funny.
Yes, I know I will get flamed and told I have no sense of humor, blah, blah, blah, but if no one ever stands up for common sense, then lunacy wins by default. Hmm... Lunacy.. that would have been better than "Glow Wire Guy." d'oh! |
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| Ygrene |
| quote: | Originally posted by jennypie
PFFFT! Trick question! Cyclops kitty is already dead, therefore AGGRO CAT WINS! |
PFFFT! Noob! Once cyclops kitty dies, he becomes more powerful than you can possibly imagine!
[/obi-wan] |
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