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| metalgearsolid |
...So I normally have an image in my head as to how the girl of my dreams is going to look like. So I went to wal-mart and there I saw her. She was so beautiful I just couldn't believe it that an actual person looked like that.
So I went up to her and I said, "hi" that is when she turned around and left. Than I was like crap I can't believe it she is a bitch and now like thirty mins ago I saw her with a friend at barnes and noble and than it occured to me that she was doing some wierd hand gestures with her friend.
Which really sucks I don't want to date a deaf person I don't mean that to be mean; its just not possible. It just sucks you know or I might just be shallow. |
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| jonSun |
| A few times I met the girl who i always pictured in my dreams. I met em, dated em, & dumped em. Remember all girls are nuts. |
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| infinity HiGH |
| I saw the perfect girl a while ago when Danny Tenaglia was spinning here. I never got the chance to talk to her cause she was almost always surrounded by a big group of friends. |
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| Demoted |
| She wouldn't talk back to you at least. |
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| Ian |
| quote: | Originally posted by Demoted
She wouldn't talk back to you at least. |
just make sure she can't lip read before "this ones going in the backdoor" is said :nervous: |
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| Marc Summers |
| quote: | Originally posted by metalgearsolid
...So I normally have an image in my head as to how the girl of my dreams is going to look like. So I went to wal-mart and there I saw her. She was so beautiful I just couldn't believe it that an actual person looked like that.
So I went up to her and I said, "hi" that is when she turned around and left. Than I was like crap I can't believe it she is a bitch and now like thirty mins ago I saw her with a friend at barnes and noble and than it occured to me that she was doing some wierd hand gestures with her friend.
Which really sucks I don't want to date a deaf person I don't mean that to be mean; its just not possible. It just sucks you know or I might just be shallow. |
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OMFG THREAD OF THE YEAR!
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| eye_03 |
| quote: | Originally posted by Ian
just make sure she can't lip read before "this ones going in the backdoor" is said :nervous: |
classic:haha: |
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| Ian |
| quote: | Originally posted by eye_03
classic:haha: |
and my disclaimer is that myself & my brother are deaf on some frequencies, maybe explains why I like psytrance :p but the only symptom is i struggle to hear people talk at times, and sound very loud when i talk as i dont think i am and one cousin is stone-deaf and has had lots of ops to get hearing, shes only 11 and is doing well (deaf from birth) |
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| metalgearsolid |
| quote: | Originally posted by jonSun
Remember all girls are nuts. |
You know for some reason you saying that brought back memories when I had a gf who would suck on my balls and pour honey and chocolate on my nuts and she would lick it all off. Man she was so ing good. But than she really got emotionally attached to me thats when I had to call it off. |
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| Cloudburst |
I'm talking to her right now.
But I could be wrong.
Either way she doesn't know it. |
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| StanVoid |
hahaha ace!
"khan i thelp yoo!H!?" |
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