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Splashbacks, who hates 'em?
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| kadomony |
So you're takin a crap and your ass is wide open from depositing a trophy of a loaf, and a nice drop of ice cold water shoots right up there with laser accuracy.
teh suk. |
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| Demoted |
| I hate window-wiper fluid piss spray more. |
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| Marc Summers |
| quote: | Originally posted by kadomony
So you're takin a crap and your ass is wide open from depositing a trophy of a loaf, and a nice drop of ice cold water shoots right up there with laser accuracy.
teh suk. |
I jump up, it startles me. :eek: |
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| Nrg2Nfinit |
| put toilet paper in the toilet before you .. it will cushion the drop and splashback is less likely to occur |
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| Marc Summers |
| quote: | Originally posted by Nrg2Nfinit
put toilet paper in the toilet before you .. it will cushion the drop and splashback is less likely to occur |
That's a waste of valuable TP, IMO |
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| Demoted |
| quote: | Originally posted by Marc Summers
That's a waste of valuable TP, IMO |
They come in like, quintuple ultra rolls with pictures of bears humping trees and all quilted and now.
They're basically asking you to experiment with its plethora of inexplicable uses. They should come up with alternative uses for toilet paper and print it on the packaging like Ritz crackers. |
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| kadomony |
| quote: | Originally posted by Demoted
They come in like, quintuple ultra rolls with pictures of bears humping trees and all quilted and now.
They're basically asking you to experiment with its plethora of inexplicable uses. They should come up with alternative uses for toilet paper and print it on the packaging like Ritz crackers. |
*Picture of a TP'ed house*
"Serving Suggestion" |
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| Demoted |
| quote: | Originally posted by kadomony
*Picture of a TP'ed house*
"Serving Suggestion" |
I'd much prefer a sneak-mummification attack. |
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| Ygrene |
| I just turd outside in the bushes to avoid the splash. |
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| Vlad |
| quote: | Originally posted by kadomony
So you're takin a crap and your ass is wide open from depositing a trophy of a loaf, and a nice drop of ice cold water shoots right up there with laser accuracy.
teh suk. |
You should watch Eddie Murphy's HBO Special Raw from 1987. |
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| Marc Summers |
| quote: | Originally posted by Vlad
You should watch Eddie Murphy's HBO Special Raw from 1987. |
Is that the one with the tacky red outfit?  |
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| Vlad |
| quote: | Originally posted by Marc Summers
Is that the one with the tacky red outfit? |
Nope. That one is called Delerious, when he makes fun of Mr. T being gay! haha. :p
Delerious is the one where hes wearing the purple outfit - the reason why I found it particularly good in here is because he does a bit in there talking about how he was a kid wanting to be just like Richard Pryor and how the only experience he ever had was taking a and he does a whole bit in a Richard Pryor voice. It hilarious. |
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