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Strip Club tips anyone? (pg. 3)
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| Jem_hadar |
| quote: | Originally posted by LittlePoonzgirl
You know, that's not a very nice thing to say but I don't really want to get into it.
In any case, strip clubs are really no big deal.
Here is how it generally works:
You are forced always have a drink and the drinks are very expensive so it's a really good idea to milk it as long as possible.
At most clubs each stripper (or pair of strippers) has a turn on stage to showcase herself. She's usually up there for 3 dances, the first one in costume, the second partially in costume, the third naked. At some clubs you are allowed to go on stage and tip the girls by laying down on the ground and putting the money in your mouth. She will then take it from you in some sexy way...with her breasts etc. At other clubs you are not allowed on stage.
At some clubs there is a feature performer. She usually has more experience, my be a porn star, and tours different clubs. She would have a more elaborate costume (usually) and has some sort of pre-planned performance.
Aside from giving tips on stage you can get either a table dance or a lap dance(usually done in a semi-private location.
if they offer table dances...DO NOT GET A TABLE DANCE!!! the girls usually hate doing them because they pay less and so they'll do a really cheesy job while they keep on thinking how cheap you are and how much you're wasting their time
The most important thing to be prepared for is that the girls roam the club to "hustle" men. They want as much money from you as they can squeeze out. This is from lap dances. They will pretend to listen to you or be interested in who you are etc. etc. They will most likely not push as hard though because you are going with girls.
If you are considering a lap dance, they are usually $20 and last about 3-4 min (the length of a top 40 type song). There is supposed to be no touching but I can't speak for the strippers that break rules (or strippers that are looking to give out extras for a price...also very against the law).
Oh ya, there will be a really ty DJ saying how hot the girls are and lots of old men sitting in perverts row lol.
[b]Any questions? [b/] |
Nope - just a statement: GOD I LOVE YOU, MICHELLE.
You never let me down - and re-surprise me at all the right moments! ;):D
Jem |
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| Fir3start3r |
| quote: | Originally posted by Refinnej
LOL@ the breast comment.
Girls don't go for the same reasons as guys. We are all going to be there to remark on the breasts and compare them to our own :p |
My wife as gone a few times with me and the guys.
It's all one big lingerie party to her anyways...
...and no we don't make this a habit... :toothless |
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| tonybologna |
I'm not sure where you plan on going, but if you are close enough the Sundowner in Niagara Falls is highly recommended.
I was there with my gf on Boxing day and there were at least 2 dozen girls in the audience. You can lay on the stage with a dollar in your mouth and the girls will crawl all over you. If you are a girl, you will get your shirt pulled up in public and the strippers will suck on your titties and put their hands down your pants.
There are 60+ girls on a night. For $10 you can have two girls kissing and eating each other out at your table. Lap dances are $20. If you are a girl, pretty much anything goes during the lap dance. |
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| shanny |
| quote: | Originally posted by malek
hahhahahahah
contact dances are 10$ in Quebec, there must be one just across the border.:gsmile: |
And they are contact dances too.
*realizes he has said to much* |
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| Jem_hadar |
| quote: | Originally posted by tonybologna
If you are a girl, you will get your shirt pulled up in public and the strippers will suck on your titties and put their hands down your pants.
... For $10 you can have two girls kissing and eating each other out at your table. Lap dances are $20. If you are a girl, pretty much anything goes during the lap dance. |
GO THERE! GO THERE!
Now I really go there! :eyes: Sounds ing brilliant! Result! |
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| AfterHours27 |
| quote: | | [i][b] If you are a girl, pretty much anything goes during the lap dance. |
Maybe I should disguise myself as a girl, but the damn hard-on will reveal who i'm really is |
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| havokddg |
| I just turned 18, still haven't been to a club yet. Don't think i'm missing anything special though. Do you have to throw down mad cashflow if you want to go? |
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| Jer. |
| quote: | Originally posted by havokddg
I just turned 18, still haven't been to a club yet. Don't think i'm missing anything special though. Do you have to throw down mad cashflow if you want to go? |
If you're going to enjoy yourself, arrive armed with lots of green.
When I go (which isn't often) $100 is about the average range. |
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| Xavier Moriarty |
| quote: | Originally posted by LittlePoonzgirl
You know, that's not a very nice thing to say but I don't really want to get into it.
In any case, strip clubs are really no big deal.
Here is how it generally works:
You are forced always have a drink and the drinks are very expensive so it's a really good idea to milk it as long as possible.
At most clubs each stripper (or pair of strippers) has a turn on stage to showcase herself. She's usually up there for 3 dances, the first one in costume, the second partially in costume, the third naked. At some clubs you are allowed to go on stage and tip the girls by laying down on the ground and putting the money in your mouth. She will then take it from you in some sexy way...with her breasts etc. At other clubs you are not allowed on stage.
At some clubs there is a feature performer. She usually has more experience, my be a porn star, and tours different clubs. She would have a more elaborate costume (usually) and has some sort of pre-planned performance.
Aside from giving tips on stage you can get either a table dance or a lap dance(usually done in a semi-private location.
if they offer table dances...DO NOT GET A TABLE DANCE!!! the girls usually hate doing them because they pay less and so they'll do a really cheesy job while they keep on thinking how cheap you are and how much you're wasting their time
The most important thing to be prepared for is that the girls roam the club to "hustle" men. They want as much money from you as they can squeeze out. This is from lap dances. They will pretend to listen to you or be interested in who you are etc. etc. They will most likely not push as hard though because you are going with girls.
If you are considering a lap dance, they are usually $20 and last about 3-4 min (the length of a top 40 type song). There is supposed to be no touching but I can't speak for the strippers that break rules (or strippers that are looking to give out extras for a price...also very against the law).
Oh ya, there will be a really ty DJ saying how hot the girls are and lots of old men sitting in perverts row lol.
Any questions? |
wow!!!
i dont know you but i have the feeling that you kick ass (in every single way) |
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| me@t k@tie |
| quote: | Originally posted by Jer.
When I go (which isn't often) |
suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuure.......
:rolleyes: |
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| havokddg |
| quote: | Originally posted by Jer.
If you're going to enjoy yourself, arrive armed with lots of green.
When I go (which isn't often) $100 is about the average range. |
How about 20$? Don't really care about enjoying myself by having some girl grind all over me. Just wanna walk in for about 30 mins, kick it, bounce. |
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| Moral Hazard |
| quote: | Originally posted by LittlePoonzgirl
At some clubs you are allowed to go on stage and tip the girls by laying down on the ground and putting the money in your mouth. She will then take it from you in some sexy way...with her breasts etc.
If you are considering a lap dance, they are usually $20 and last about 3-4 min (the length of a top 40 type song). There is supposed to be no touching but I can't speak for the strippers that break rules (or strippers that are looking to give out extras for a price...also very against the law).
Oh ya, there will be a really ty DJ saying how hot the girls are and lots of old men sitting in perverts row lol.
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FIRST - I highly recommend you do not stage tip unless you want to have your breasts exposed to the entire bar. On nearly all occasions where I have witnessed a woman tipping the striper on stage the "dancer" has lifted the woman's shirt and bra to reveal her breasts..... usually followed by some fondling and/or nipple-mouth contact. While I'm sure this could be fun especially when pissed to the gills it is not advisable unless you want to be made a spectacle.
SECOND - contrary to the above touching is normally allowed with lap dances, however, it is up to the dancer's disgression. It is a near certainty that should you receive a lap dance you will be touched (normally through clothing).
THIRD - there is only one DJ for all the strip clubs in North America (or at least it would seem that way as they all have the same voice). Additionally, be prepared to hear the following phrases at least once.....
- "Gentlemen please welcome to the stage a very sexy girl, this is Destiny"
- "Tiffany to the booth please, Tiffany to the booth"
- "That's all for Candi right now but she'll be available to for your private viewing pleasure at your table side or the VIP"
FOUR - each of the following stage names will be used - Destiny, Tiffany, Candi, Desiree, Page, Kat and likely a Tina, Tammy, and Sophie
FIVE - be prepared to hear a lot of Areosmith and Bon Jovi, you are nearly guarenteed to hear the following songs - Crazy, Bed of Roses, Rag Doll, Love in an Elevator, Amazing, Dream On, and probably Tush (ZZ Top). |
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