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| quote: | From AOL today
An African grey parrot named Ziggy revealed his owner's girlfriend was having an affair behind his back.
Ziggy squawked "I love you, Gary'' as his owner, Chris Taylor, sat with girlfriend Suzy Collins on the settee of their shared flat in Headingley, Leeds.
But when Mr Taylor saw Ms Collins' embarrassed reaction, he realised she had been having an affair - meeting her lover in the flat whilst Ziggy looked on.
Ziggy even mimicked Ms Collins' voice each time she answered her telephone, calling out "Hiya Gary'', according to reports.
Call-centre worker Ms Collins, 25, admitted the four-month affair with a colleague called Gary to her boyfriend and left the flat she had shared with Mr Taylor, 30, for a year.
But Mr Taylor, a computer programmer, was also forced to part with Ziggy after the bird continued to call out Gary's name and refused to stop squawking the phrases in his ex-girlfriend's voice, the reports said.
"I wasn't sorry to see the back of Suzy after what she did, but it really broke my heart to let Ziggy go,'' he said.
"I love him to bits and I really miss having him around, but it was torture hearing him repeat that name over and over again.''
Mr Taylor acquired Ziggy as a chick eight years ago and named him after the David Bowie character Ziggy Stardust.
The bird has now found a new home through the offices of a local parrot dealer.
Ms Collins, who admitted the affair, said: "I'm not proud of what I did, but I'm sure Chris would be the first to admit we were having problems.'' |
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| DJ RJT |
ownd.
:haha:
That guy lost his and his pet. |
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| chojin |
| heh, was in the sun today :) |
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| DigitalPhoenix |
| Sooner or later karma will ketch-up with yo azz! :wtf: |
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| paranoik0 |
| what a ing snitch! |
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| kelly923 |
lol
i was going to search... :disbelief
anyway, it's kiinda ing funny :D |
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| chojin |
| losing two birds with one tone? :p |
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| Radagast |
Ziggy Ziggy Ziggy, what kind of crazy crap will you say next? Who will be incriminated? Will we laugh? Will we cry? Will we not and wonder why?
"Polly want a damn cracker, Gary!"
No way Ziggy, not until you clean up that filthy mouth of yours.
"In optics, astigmatism is a monochromatic aberration in which an optical system has different focal planes for rays in different planes. Lenses and mirrors which are partly cylindrical show this behaviour already for on-axis rays, parabolic mirrors and uncorrected lens systems, Gary."
You silly bird, you Dodo. Ms. Collins isn't an optometrist, and neither is Gary! But Mr. Collins heard you, and now the misses is in a bit of trouble!
"All I wanted was a ing cracker, Gary!"
Oh, Ziggy! |
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