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[Edited, to placate sensitive Matrix nerds]: Interesting news about Wachowski brother (pg. 5)
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| emc^2 |
| quote: | Originally posted by Arbiter
... bitch bitch bitch... flame flame flame... I HATE YOU! I'm a giant fagosaurus - why do you care??? leave us freakazloids alone!!! |
"We like so much to hear people talk of us and of our motives, that we are charmed even when they abuse us."
- Marie de Sevigne
Thank you for such a lengthy post. Your tirade felt quite nice, once I printed it out and wiped my ass with it.
I took a liberty of summarizing your "frothing at the mouth and other orfices" useless drivel to one line - reading the rest of that retarted babble was boring me to death.
At first, my reaction was to deny you the attention you so desparately crave but letting your feeble attempt at insult slide was not really an option, even though I know that deep down inside you enjoy this abuse and insults (actually, you enjoy quite a few things that can go deep inside you, now that I think about it). So,
I couldn't deny you what your parents and relatives denied you since birth. Somehow this image of you popped into my head, with you screaming "DEATH, YOU ARE MY BITCH LOVER!!!". And I LOL'ed...:
Since we're e-psychoanalyzing, tell me honestly, did both your parents sexualy abuse you or just your dad and uncles? It seems like mommy has partaken in the activities too - you seem to have a touchy button when it comes to scrutiny of cross-dressers. I've certainly found your raw nerve. Of course we'll scrutinize you when you wear a red polka dot dress with your black moustache and pink Doc Martin boots - where's your sense of fashion, sweetie? ;)
Thanks for all your heart-felt opinion, but if I wanted to hear from someone like you - I'd visit the nearest torture chaimber and ask for the leperous gimp they keep locked up in a pit. I bet your life is so dull, you can write your own diary a week in advance. The only joy in your life is on the receiving end of an enema or righteous double-fisting of your leather-clad orfice. A squirt of semen has more intelligence than your entire body - perhaps that is why you enjoy consuming it so much - but chances are it won't make you smarter. Please do come back and tell us if it does.
"There's nothing wrong with you that couldn't be cured with a little Prozac and a polo mallet, or, better yet, suicide."
I'll consider letting you have your last word - go write it in your "My space" journal, tell the world about your misunderstood nature and hurt feelings, put a shot gun in your mouth and pull the trigger. The world can definitely do without a cross-dressing fairy like yourself. Now, if you don't want to better this planet by offing yourself, at least have a decency to shut the up and never post again.
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| SuspicionVandit |
| i enjoy both of you as posters and add flavor to the forums. however, i agree more with arbiter message, aside the hostile comments |
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| emc^2 |
| quote: | Originally posted by Psy-T
you have failed to reach even the cor's nominal requirement of intelligence. |
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| igottaknow |
| this thread needs to be locked for teh good of all involved. |
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| Halcyon+On+On |
| quote: | Originally posted by emc^2
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My dear lord, I think we have found the single dumbest person to ever grace our presence on TA.
And before you refer me to your sig - I will not be putting you on ignore as seeing your posts is both humourous and despairing - It's kind of like watching a short bus full of autistic children crash into a library. |
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| D-res |
| quote: | Originally posted by Halcyon+On+On
My dear lord, I think we have found the single dumbest person to ever grace our presence on TA.
And before you refer me to your sig - I will not be putting you on ignore as seeing your posts is both humourous and despairing - It's kind of like watching a short bus full of autistic children crash into a library. |
:stongue: thats funny. i've seen it |
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| emc^2 |
| quote: | Originally posted by Halcyon+On+On
My dear lord, I think we have found the single dumbest person to ever grace our presence on TA.
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Thank you.
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It's kind of like watching a short bus full of autistic children crash into a library. |
Hope you had your helmet on and were wearing your seatbelt. :rolleyes: |
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| Halcyon+On+On |
| quote: | Originally posted by emc^2
Thank you.
Hope you had your helmet on and were wearing your seatbelt. :rolleyes: |
See, the postwhore you want to be would have said something far less predictable. Now you're just trying too hard
Hold on...
You *do* know that posts in the Chill-out Room don't merit post credit, right? |
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| Arbiter |
| quote: | Originally posted by emc^2
Thank you for such a lengthy post. Your tirade felt quite nice, once I printed it out and wiped my ass with it. |
I don't doubt it, your perversion is well documented in this thread. What you do on your own time with your own printer is your business, but I can assure you, we don't need to know about it.
| quote: | | I took a liberty of summarizing your "frothing at the mouth and other orfices" useless drivel to one line - reading the rest of that retarted babble was boring me to death. |
Oh, you mean you took the liberty of ignoring everything I said since you couldn't argue against it, and instead just replied with a new batch of shot-in-the-dark insults which you base on absolutely nothing? Well sir I must say that's absolutely shocking to me, it's totally out of character for you to substitute your rather vivid imagination for the reality of your miserable existence.
| quote: | At first, my reaction was to deny you the attention you so desparately crave but letting your feeble attempt at insult slide was not really an option, even though I know that deep down inside you enjoy this abuse and insults (actually, you enjoy quite a few things that can go deep inside you, now that I think about it). So,
I couldn't deny you what your parents and relatives denied you since birth. Somehow this image of you popped into my head, with you screaming "DEATH, YOU ARE MY BITCH LOVER!!!". And I LOL'ed...: |
Ha ha ha! That's a good one, maybe you should be a comedian if and when you grow up. You're pretty bad at this too - I wonder, are you any good at anything at all? Well I like to think of myself as a generous fellow, so I'll see if I can't help you out with this disaster of a post you've constructed.
So, to begin:
| quote: | | Since we're e-psychoanalyzing, tell me honestly, did both your parents sexualy abuse you or just your dad and uncles? It seems like mommy has partaken in the activities too - you seem to have a touchy button when it comes to scrutiny of cross-dressers. I've certainly found your raw nerve. Of course we'll scrutinize you when you wear a red polka dot dress with your black moustache and pink Doc Martin boots - where's your sense of fashion, sweetie? ;) |
I like the choice of bringing psychology back into the discussion, but I'm afraid this particular diagnosis is just too cliche to really get to anyone. The whole random accusation of sexual abuse thing is so overused that you could get the same effect from a generic mom joke you got off google. It reeks of the sort of pathetic desperation which is your defining characteristic.
If you put a little more thought into your theories, you might actually be able to make someone laugh (well besides all the people laughing at you.) But I can't hand everything to you on a silver platter, can I?
| quote: | | Thanks for all your heart-felt opinion, but if I wanted to hear from someone like you - I'd visit the nearest torture chaimber and ask for the leperous gimp they keep locked up in a pit. I bet your life is so dull, you can write your own diary a week in advance. The only joy in your life is on the receiving end of an enema or righteous double-fisting of your leather-clad orfice. A squirt of semen has more intelligence than your entire body - perhaps that is why you enjoy consuming it so much - but chances are it won't make you smarter. Please do come back and tell us if it does. |
See, this is just a mess. There's no focal point to your ideas at all - it's just a incongruous stream of really stupid and rather perverted consciousness. It just makes you look like you don't have a point and you're desperate. Also, you really need to get your mind out of the gutter, or the " pit" if you prefer. You're just making yourself look obsessed with all of this nonsense, and I've got to be honest it doesn't paint a very pretty picture.
| quote: | | I'll consider letting you have your last word [...] |
Normally I'd tell you that starting a paragraph like this is a terrible idea, but given your regrettable lack of wit, getting out while you can and cutting your losses is probably the best move you have available to you.
So if that will be all then I bid you farewell, my hopeless, self-hating, perverted little cretin. On behalf of the residents of the chill out room I thank you for embarassing yourself for our amusement, and I invite you to do so again in the future if you can find the time. |
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| emc^2 |
| quote: | Originally posted by Arbiter
blah blah blah |
I rest my case:
| quote: | Originally posted by emc^2
you seem to have a touchy button when it comes to scrutiny of cross-dressers. I've certainly found your raw nerve... |
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| Arbiter |
| quote: | Originally posted by emc^2
I rest my case: |
Oh, I thought you were finished?
Well I guess I shouldn't have expected you to be able to contain yourself, you've allowed your emotions to get in the way of your better judgement throughout this whole exchange.
Speaking of nerves, it looks to me like you're the one getting upset here - all I've done is call a spade a spade. You're the one frantically pulling every bizarre accusation or innuendo that you can out of your ass. The rest of us are just having a good laugh at your expense.
Just like the rest of your crap, it just doesn't stick. Better luck next time, bub. |
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| emc^2 |
| quote: | Originally posted by Arbiter
You're the one frantically pulling every bizarre accusation or innuendo that you can out of your ass. |
Obviously you're not familiar with the word "irony"....:rolleyes: |
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