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Sex Talk! (pg. 14)
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| Jocker |
| quote: | Originally posted by jennypie
MAYONNAISE |
SPICY MUSTARD!
:nervous: :nervous: :nervous: |
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| Jocker |
| quote: | Originally posted by Slylee
well congrats then! :)
lol mine looks like nasty roast beef curtains. i could hide homeless people in my vagina.
or no actually make that ham curtains...roast beef would be for like dark skinned chicks. |
:D. so that's why you have orgasms so rarely: it must take forever to find your clit!:toothless |
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| Slylee |
| lol yea ur definitely on crack |
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| Jocker |
| quote: | Originally posted by Slylee
lol yea ur definitely on crack |
not only that, but i'm rigorously masturbating as we speak. |
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| Slylee |
| what the? how did that smiley end up in my post? |
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| Jocker |
| i'm an endowed world-famous hax0re! |
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| Echo of Silence |
| quote: | Originally posted by Jocker
so who here has a cameltoe vagina? |
I have a beautiful cameltoe in tight pants. But I think all girls do? I mean the pants make the cameltoe, don't they?
Anyway, have any of you named your clit?
Mine is "Blaze." |
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| Slylee |
| i never named mine. i just call it "her" or "she" |
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| Estella |
Sly quit rippin' off my wordings.. BEEF CURTAINS was mine.
And I think there should be an invention of a glass casing that fits snuggly over the man's teabag. It would benefit both sexes in that you could heat it up in the microwave or put it in the freezer prior to use, both sexes thuroughly enjoying either temperature.
Ding!
Nothing like sex toys present in food compartments. :haha: |
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| Echo of Silence |
| quote: | Originally posted by Slylee
i never named mine. i just call it "her" or "she" |
Name her. Haha let's all help Jamie name her 'lil love button.
Your new sig isn't much better, btw. But it's cute. I put up a new sig with my eyes and I was gonna put underneathe it, "I'm watching you" just for you, Jamie. But meh.
So tell Moral you're sorry. I think you scared him away.
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| Slylee |
| quote: | Originally posted by Estella
Sly quit rippin' off my wordings.. BEEF CURTAINS was mine.
And I think there should be an invention of a glass casing that fits snuggly over the man's teabag. It would benefit both sexes in that you could heat it up in the microwave or put it in the freezer prior to use, both sexes thuroughly enjoying either temperature.
Ding!
Nothing like sex toys present in food compartments. :haha: |
sorry! i know u started it...afterall, where would u get that from? surely by looking down.:stongue: |
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