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Back after some time with a new JUPIT0RJUAN STORY!
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| jupiterone |
Long time no post. Havent been on in a while, but i have a new story. Involves a friend who helped and a victim (also a friend just thought this would be fun).
So anyways...it was midterm exams this week. my friend and i planned on buying Turbo-Lax just for jokes. We ended up coming up with a plan. My friends ex-gf is a really quite nasty whore and bitch. So we wanted to plan some revenge. After some thought we put Turbo-Lax to the test. During our english midterm after lunch break i bought a drink, being the picky bitch she is she asked for a sip so what she didnt know is that we knew shed ask for it...pre-made from home with turbo lax!!!!
So we give it to her...behold 30 minutes later she s diareah IN CLASS. It was all over her pants it smelled like putrid toxic waste mixed with a 50 year old milk deposit (our system is very strict and students cannot leave the classrooms for any instances during midterms). She was crying, I was going to die from laughter. Im sorry but it was the best moment ever.
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| DJ RJT |
| quote: | Originally posted by jupiterone
Long time no post. Havent been on in a while, but i have a new story. Involves a friend who helped and a victim (also a friend just thought this would be fun).
So anyways...it was midterm exams this week. my friend and i planned on buying Turbo-Lax just for jokes. We ended up coming up with a plan. My friends ex-gf is a really quite nasty whore and bitch. So we wanted to plan some revenge. After some thought we put Turbo-Lax to the test. During our english midterm after lunch break i bought a drink, being the picky bitch she is she asked for a sip so what she didnt know is that we knew shed ask for it...pre-made from home with turbo lax!!!!
So we give it to her...behold 30 minutes later she s diareah IN CLASS. It was all over her pants it smelled like putrid toxic waste mixed with a 50 year old milk deposit (our system is very strict and students cannot leave the classrooms for any instances during midterms). She was crying, I was going to die from laughter. Im sorry but it was the best moment ever.
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Dude, I think you have a poo fetish... this is like your 80th story that's public poo related... |
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| jupiterone |
| quote: | Originally posted by DJ RJT
Dude, I think you have a poo fetish... this is like your 80th story that's public poo related... |
2nd! First one was about the lady at Staples when she a storm too. But this one just killed me. |
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| lücid |
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| DJ RJT |
| quote: | Originally posted by jupiterone
2nd! First one was about the lady at Staples when she a storm too. But this one just killed me. |
fair enough m8, and both hilarious... just making a ty observation! (OHHHH PUN DEFINITELY INTENDED! SCORE! :)) |
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| UWM |
| Haha quick someone post one of those internet novelty Bull Meter pics! |
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| jupiterone |
| i would of taken a picture if i knew i was gonna post this. next time something happens you got my word i take a picture |
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| Xenocreator_PG_ |
| I find it hard to believe that she stayed in class after she shat her pants. This story seems false. |
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| jupiterone |
| She didnt stay in class she was immediatley taken to the nurses office where i guess she recieved spare clothes to change into and made a phone call home |
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| Nrg2Nfinit |
| i dont believe it.. she would have started farting before hand and at that point she would be able to leave the class.. |
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| Halcyon+On+On |
| quote: | Originally posted by lücid
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:stongue: :stongue: :stongue:
I am a simple creature. |
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