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The most offensive thing you've said to someone. (pg. 3)
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| Demoted |
| quote: | Originally posted by Slylee
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Damn you people not getting my bad jokes. Ray Nagin is the mayor of New Orleans recently caught saying New Orleans was a black city and "a lot like chocolate milk".
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Once again I was foiled. |
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| Slylee |
| quote: | Originally posted by Demoted
Damn you people not getting my bad jokes. Ray Nagin is the mayor of New Orleans recently caught saying New Orleans was a black city and "a lot like chocolate milk".
*sighs
Once again I was foiled. |
hahahahh i actually heard that storty too, but his name still didnt ring a bell. sorry i didn't put it together. :p i didn't watch the news long enough to hear exactly what he said or to catch his name. i just knew that he was in some hot water. |
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| Demoted |
| quote: | Originally posted by Slylee
hahahahh i actually heard that storty too, but his name still didnt ring a bell. sorry i didn't put it together. :p i didn't watch the news long enough to hear exactly what he said or to catch his name. i just knew that he was in some hot water. |
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| Silky Johnson |
My Hungarian grandmother passed away when I was 12 or 13, while I was away for the summer. So when I came back, my father took my sister and I out for dinner...y'know, to welcome us back, and to tell us about our grandmother passing. Well I didn't know my gm very well because she lived in Hungary and I grew up in Canada. The most time I spent with her was the first 3 or 4 years of my life, which I don't remember.
So at the end of our nice lobster dinner my dad says, "Girls, your grandmother passed away last month."
I say, "Oh well! I didn't know her very well anyways!"
Duuuuuuuurrrrrr. Shoulda seen the look of hurt and disgust on my dad's face. It took a lot to silence this man, and this did.
That wasn't what I meant to say, obviously...but I hadn't developed my sense of tact at this point in my life. Woops. |
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| DickRenegade |
my mother asked me how she could lose 10 pounds quickly.
i told her she could lose 10 pounds of ugly fat today if she just cut her face off!
DR |
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| TranceGrooves |
You are going to be in serious trouble for your face when the dog wants his ass back.
by me to the girl behind the counter at a grocery store. i made her cry but oh well. |
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| Demoted |
| quote: | Originally posted by jennypie
My Hungarian grandmother passed away when I was 12 or 13, while I was away for the summer. So when I came back, my father took my sister and I out for dinner...y'know, to welcome us back, and to tell us about our grandmother passing. Well I didn't know my gm very well because she lived in Hungary and I grew up in Canada. The most time I spent with her was the first 3 or 4 years of my life, which I don't remember.
So at the end of our nice lobster dinner my dad says, "Girls, your grandmother passed away last month."
I say, "Oh well! I didn't know her very well anyways!"
Duuuuuuuurrrrrr. Shoulda seen the look of hurt and disgust on my dad's face. It took a lot to silence this man, and this did.
That wasn't what I meant to say, obviously...but I hadn't developed my sense of tact at this point in my life. Woops. |
For some reason I was expecting something much much worse from you :p |
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| mellow_head |
| I got into a fight with my French (female) teacher once. She told me to go see the principal immediately. I said: One day I'm gonna rape you. The whole class was shocked :eek: I have an annoying temper...:o |
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| Ygrene |
| quote: | Originally posted by Demoted
For some reason I was expecting something much much worse from you :p |
Offensive is in the eye of the beholder.
Words of wisdom from YG. ;) |
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| JinX_33 |
| quote: | Originally posted by DickRenegade
my mother asked me how she could lose 10 pounds quickly.
i told her she could lose 10 pounds of ugly fat today if she just cut her face off!
DR |
omg dude... yikes, i'm NEVER having kids! |
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| Silky Johnson |
| quote: | Originally posted by Demoted
For some reason I was expecting something much much worse from you :p |
Well, I don't make it a point to be offensive on purpose, believe it or not. At least not in a way that would hurt someone else's feelings. |
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| FallingMoon |
I told my dad I hated him like 3 years ago.
& where I am from that is a big no-no...he is still hurt till this day.
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