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| jdat |
| quote: | Originally posted by prolikewhoa
god i was so pissed. ...god i was so pissed. anyway i'm better now.
and that's it. |
that's all I read!
Good to see you're a bible believing folk and I'm happy to hear we'll all party it up in heaven together sista in Christ! :D |
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| colonelcrisp |
i love the evangelicals. i love to with them. or the jehova's wintesses..... ive answered my door naked before holding a playboy and a beer.... ive told them i was jewish in one scentance then muslim in the next and they didnt even catch it...
they make me lol |
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| jonSun |
| quote: | Originally posted by DickRenegade
hey have you ever heard of the "farting preacher" robert tilton? search for his vids on a file sharing program or just go on yahoo.
DR |
this is one of DR's last posts. |
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| Orbital32 |
Even though this is an OLD ASS THREAD...
When i lived at my old apartment every sunday morning i ALWAYS went to IHOP for breakfast. One day i go down the stairs of my apartment and a guy that i don't know (i knew everybody in the complex) asked me if i wanted to go to church with him. I polietly tell him no thank you.
The next week same thing down the stairs and i see him again. Again he asks me if i want to go to church with him.. I advise him that i still have not changed my mind from last week, but thanks.
The next week again same thing, "you want to go to church with me" ME: "GODDAMN IT If i want to go the ing church with you i would have asked you! No i don't want to ever go to the ing church. Don't ever ing ask me again!"
i never saw him again after that. |
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| Sunsnail |
| quote: | Originally posted by jonSun
this is one of DR's last posts. |
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| Clovis |
Some old guy by my bus stop t work did that to me last year. This year I saw him like, a few days ago. He didnt recognize me, because I had headphones on, but he kept saying "something extraordinary is about to happen!"
He asked if I spoke English and right away I said "no only french", but I said that in french, so he got even more confused and thought I said Farsi.
He then talked to the outside of my headphones for about 15 minutes while I listed to Sasha in Dortmund. |
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| DarkAngel |
| quote: | Originally posted by jonSun
this is one of DR's last posts. |
Maximum bummer. |
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| Omega_M |
There is a professor in my university who told me once that my religion is not true because my God is not mentioned in the Bible :wtf:
I told him neither is Christ mentioned in mine. :stongue: |
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| colonelcrisp |
i love the evangelicals. i love to with them. or the jehova's wintesses..... ive answered my door naked before holding a playboy and a beer.... ive told them i was jewish in one scentance then muslim in the next and they didnt even catch it...
they make me lol |
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| Omega_M |
Ok, an African American guy just walked up to me and asked me if I was a muslim :wtf:
I said no (since I am not) and he went away. Was he a muslim and thought me as one ? Or he wasn't *and* thought me as one ? :nervous: |
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| Orbital32 |
| quote: | Originally posted by Omega_M
There is a professor in my university who told me once that my religion is not true because my God is not mentioned in the Bible :wtf:
I told him neither is Christ mentioned in mine. :stongue: |
That reminds me of a flight i took from Texas to North Carolina back in '98. So this one guy next to me sees that i had a Linux book and asked me if i was good with computers. I told him ya so he then asked me if i could fix his laptop. Sure no problem. Back then i was a HUGE computer nerd, actually always carried what i called emergency disks where ever i went. Most of it was 0-day cracked stuff. short version: i installed some softare, where the crack programs shows naked girls...
so afterwards he starts asking me about christ and all that jibjab. I tell him i'm an atheist and such. He then starts to explain the bible and , but i keep correcting him on different parts. Overall he seems confused. He keeps going and i keep correcting or adding details. He ask me how i know so much i tell him i grew up in a christian home. I had to go to church all the damn time. I actually learned as much as i could so i could refute things later.
semi-funny part:
with his index finger and his thumb he makes a circle, then asks me "Pretend this is all the knowledge in the world. How much do you know?"
ME: Not even a pin Point
HIM: You are telling me there is no possiblity that there is a god?
ME: "I never seen it that way. So you are saying that it is possible that at blue six armed elephant could really exist?"
Him: "That's not what i'm saying...
Me: "wait hold up, Pretend this all the knowledge in the world (me making the circle with my finger and thumb) how much do you know?'
Him: i see where you are going with this.
Me: You can never use that example ever again. I admitted that there is a possiblity, but if you can't answer your own question truthfully then you can never use that.
Later come to find out he is a pastor of a church near where i live. He asked me come by one day and talk to the congregation. He was amazed that a person with no faith could actually know more about the bible then most people that go to his church. :p An offer that i respectfully declined in hopes that i would be wrong and burned alive once i entered. :D Sorry it was sooooo long! |
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| Orbital32 |
Ice Cube - When I Get To Heaven
| quote: | Listen to the preacher man,
But are you talkin' to me?
I can't here ya with a mouth full of pigs feet,
Pry' shouldn't eat the swine fless,
Ya body is a mess, but ya blessed,
With the Father, Son, Spirit, and the Holy Ghost,
But my whole neighborhood is comatose,
Lookin' for survival,
The devil made you a slave,
And he gave you a bible,
Four hundered years of gettin' our ass kicked,
By so-called Christians and Catholics,
But I'mma watch 'em burn in the fi-re,
See I'mma G that's why I ain't in ya choi-r,
'Cause I see, 'cause I know,
The church ain't nothin' but a fashion show,
Get the devil do a one-eighty-seven,
And they won't call me a nigga,
When I Get To Heaven,
Your waitin' for the devil to come form the ground,
Clown, take a look around,
Just look at the cross that the priest is holdin',
A beast, in sheeps clothin',
But I'm rollin',
With that knowledge itself,
'Cause Heaven ain't just wealth,
So mister preacher,
If I can't pay my tide,
Do I haf'ta wait outside?
White man, please take another look,
'Cause we couldn't be readin' out the same book,
'Cause you's a crook, and I'm a brotha,
King James had sex with his motha,
Is that your edition? Is that your religion?
Black man you gotta make a decision,
'Cause God is comin' on day number seven,
And they won't call me a nigga,
When I Get To Heaven,
The same white man that put me in the slamma,
He bombed a church in Alabama,
So if I cocked the hammer God won't mind,
If I have to kill the human swine,
'Cause God is a killa from the start,
Why you think, Noah had to build his arc,
And God is a man from his feet to his hair,
That's why you say aMEN, after each and every prayer,
I just stare at the church man,
Spendin' more money on the "church-ban",
Buddy Lodges' got a plan,
Had the white man screamin',"Damn, that FAIR-i-can,"
'Cause one day these babies'll up rise,
Much more than bow ties and Levis,
Kickin knowledge at the Seven-Eleven,
And they won't call me a nigga,
When I Get To Heaven,
.....But when it come to standin' up, we find a convenient excuse, to lay down, back away from struggle.
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