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READ.......and piss yourself. GO CHUCK NORRIS!
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| TheNeonAlien |
Chuck Norris is the only person to ever win a staring contest against Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder at the same time.
HAHAHAHAHAHA!!! THE BEST ! |
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| KaiLee |
Chuck Norris is 1/8th Cherokee. This has nothing to do with ancestry, the man ate a ing Indian.
lol! |
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| Cosmic Fur |
old.
Mr.T is the new one. |
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| TranceGrooves |
| quote: | Originally posted by KaiLee
Chuck Norris is 1/8th Cherokee. This has nothing to do with ancestry, the man ate a ing Indian.
lol! |
lmao ... hahahahahahahahah
Fool me once, shame on you. Fool Chuck Norris once and he will you up. |
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| Matt |
| still ing hilarious. |
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| dEsidEL |
Chuck Norris is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.
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| Bertuzz |
god bless the person that invented these lines.
funniest ever. I'm dying here. :haha: :crazy: :haha:
Chuck Norris does not teabag the ladies. He potato-sacks them.
When Chuck Norris was denied an Egg McMuffin at McDonald's because it was 10:35, he roundhouse kicked the store so hard it became a Wendy's.
When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris.
never gets old!
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| Cosmic Fur |
| quote: | Originally posted by Bertuzz
When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris.
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This is actually blatantly ripped off from the Vin Diesel facts.
When Vin Diesel goes swimming, he doesn't get wet, the water gets Vin.
Vin Diesel will be kicking Chuck Norris' ass tonight. |
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| Tordan |
Chuck Norris discovered a new theory of relativity involving multiple universes in which Chuck Norris is even more badass than in this one. When it was discovered by Albert Einstein and made public, Chuck Norris roundhouse-kicked him in the face. We know Albert Einstein today as Stephen Hawking.
LOL!! |
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| Adamo |
| welcome to 2 months ago...:rolleyes: this is way too played out now |
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| *~LiSa-LoO~* |
| Definatly old...but still funny! |
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