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| Spad |
Bournemouth; home of international superclub Slinky, beaches and (according to the media) one of the most lively towns in the UK. You'd think then that our local newspaper would be an interesing read. Think again. Here follow just a few excerpts from todays edition of local newspaper The Daily Echo:
Game Stolen, Page 6
A computer game valued at £22 - based on the television program "Who wants to be a Millionaire" - was stolen from the Woolworth store in Southampton Road on Saturday.
Market is off, Page 7
This weeks Farmers' Market in Poole has been cancelled. The sale was due to take place this Sunday.
Breaking News, Page 8
Anybody interested in learning the skills of street breakdancing are invited to join in on lessons at St Clement's Church hall from 7pm to 9pm every Monday.
Bourough's library opening hours increased, Page 11
From January 28 the overall opening hours of libraries in Poole bourough will be increased by 39 hours a week.
It's only fair to point out though that these stories were eclipsed by the front page stunner:
Pupil Set fire To A Teacher
A teenage pupil has been thrown out of a Bournemouth school after setting fire to a teacher's hair.
So it's not all doom and gloom.... |
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| DuMonde TrAnCeR |
this makes darlington look like entertainment capital of the world! :stongue::stongue::stongue::stongue::stongue::stongue::stongue::stongue::stongue::stongue::stongue::
stongue::stongue: |
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| {b.s.e.} |
| *watches a dust ball drift across the forum* |
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| torontotrance |
| spad.......that is brillant......so much stuff happening in your town...much different in toronto, a city of 2.5 million. We have too much in the news that happens. |
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| DJ El Kay Dee |
Mississauga-neighbor of toronto
population-dunno
status - dead:sadgreen: |
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| apri_peel |
hahahahahahahahaha @ ^^^^^^
vancouver - tha WESTCOAST baby :rolleyes:
population - 1mil? i dunno
status - town
====> all there is to do here is buncha top 40 clubs (youve gotta be over 19), movies at $13.25 ($9US), a lame house party or two, and, um, oh wait, THATS IT!!  |
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| Rustang! |
Brampton - first city north of mississauga
population - 150,000 i think?
status - smells rancid
brampton's only club is hooterville, where you can see live performances from artists such as "shanaia tuane", "metal-licka", and "snupe dawg". |
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| Bizz |
| quote: | Originally posted by Rustang!
Brampton - first city north of mississauga
population - 150,000 i think?
status - smells rancid
brampton's only club is hooterville, where you can see live performances from artists such as "shanaia tuane", "metal-licka", and "snupe dawg". |
I never realized how everyone likes to bash their hometown, lol..
Mississauga and Brampton can't be that bad since you can drive down to T.O. whenever you like (if you find nothing to do in sauga or Brampton), and not only that, it's a hell of a lot quieter to live outside a metropolis... as for the dullness of these towns, brampton maybe :p but mississauga is ok |
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| miss_e |
want to talk about DULL?
visit panama...smack in the middle of north central and south america. disgustingly hot all year round...corrupted hellhole..got kidz drinking/smoking from age 12.shiat
music/movies are a year late always...
pisses me off the most is...radio stations SUCK..theres only 5 decent ones that play the damn godamn POP song over again every day all day...and for 20 min once a while theyll play anything electronica
they have just discovered iio-rapture...over playing it as always
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| Dj O'Callaghan |
Ok my news isn't very dull some of it is dull but theres some weird stories though.
Page 3 Farm accidents on the increase
Injuries suffered in accidents on Northamptone farms have risen over the past year, according to health and safety statistics.
Page 5 Man Robbed Of his Mobile on footpath
A 19 year old man was robbed of his mobile phone as he walked along a footpath near Billing Aquadrome. The victim was beaten to the ground and the robbers snatched his Nokia 8850 phone and Sony Minidisc players, both robbers are described as black and in their early to mid twenties.
Page 5 Moped damaged
Vandals caused hundreds of pounds of damage to a moped on sunday when they tried to steal it from the car park of a Northampton supermarket. About 6 youths attempted to make off with the moped from Morrisons in Vicotria Promenade, at about 2 pm, but failed as a member of the public intervened.
Page 7 Knife wielding bogus PC stole drivers Car
A carjacker posing as a police officer threatened a motorist with a 10 inch knife before stealing his Mazda Car. The driver of the car was flagged down Lower Priory Street Semilong Northampton, at 9.30pm Monday. The offender told the driver he was a police officer and took the keys from the ignition, and then threatened the driver with a large knife, another motorists was stiooed stopped by the same man but drove off.
Three Men have denied manslaughter after club boss was attacked on the premises
A member of bar staff told a court the moment she saw a man sink his teeth into cheek of nightclub boss Pete Cohen, after he had been attacked. An Ambulance was called after the attack but Mr Cohen died later on in Hospital. The Three defendants Gavin Kerr of Far Cotton Northampton, Colin Kerr of Kingsthorpe Northampton, and Robert Thorn of Briar Hill Northampton pleaded not guilty to the charge of manslughter on the day of Mr Cohens death.
Page 9 TV set goes in burglary
A television set and a Sega Dreamcast were among the items stolen from a House in Old Quarry Court, Lumbertubs Northampton on sunday. |
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| torontotrance |
| LMAO........this is toooooooo funny. |
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| Vivid Boy |
Etobicoke-Ghetto Of toronto
Population-i dunno
statu-Just like any place in toronto unless ur a in millionare u aint going out anywhere...leaving ur house costs money nowadays...but if u do have money to blow its fun as hell.....we've got some amazing nightlife but if u aint got the cash it aint fun....and right now im broke
other things to do when ur broke- park ur car in a parking lot an smoke weed and shoot the ..smoke weed....smoke some more weed...make sure u dont get shot...smoke more weed...get searched by cops because ur young...smoke more weed...stay ur ass away from jane and finch |
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