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| Xyzpdq0121 |
Ok, so I stole the idea from another forum but here it goes...
Mine is food....
I can not mix my food. If I got o McDonald's and get a value meal, I have to drink 1/4 of the drink, eat the fries, take 1/4 of the drink, eat the burger, and drink the rest of the drink. I CANNOT eat two fries, then take a bite of the burger, then maybe some more fries... I just can not mix it!
So what is yours?!? |
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| DJ RJT |
| meglomaniacle narcissism |
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| SuspicionVandit |
| i touch anything once with my knuckle and then with my fingers/hand. hate static electricity |
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| FallingMoon |
When I take a shower I always have to wash my hair or else I don't feel clean...I could stay in the shower forever & scrub but if the hair isn't washed I feel dirty.
I hate it cuz washing your hair everyday is bad. |
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| Slylee |
| quote: | Originally posted by FallingMoon
When I take a shower I always have to wash my hair or else I don't feel clean...I could stay in the shower forever & scrub but if the hair isn't washed I feel dirty.
I hate it cuz washing your hair everyday is bad. |
i'm the opposite. i wash my hair probably 3 times a week, tops. i HATE washing my hair and styling it. i'm lazy. i'm lucky that i have dry hair because it actually looks better and better the longer i go without washing it. i do take sponge baths like at least twice a day though. i can't go a day without doing that because i'm fanatical about washing my vagina. lol sometimes i get in the shower just to wash down there so i feel cleaner.
all u gotta do is get some nice smelling straightening balm or some sort of leave in conditioner that u can spray on your hair dry and it keeps it smooth and smelling fresh:) i have some bedhead stuff that smells great. it's like a clear split end treatment. it makes my hair smell like i just washed it. |
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| Radagast |
| I don't suppose anyone has any real psychological dysfunctions they would like to share. |
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| DJ RJT |
| quote: | Originally posted by Radagast
I don't suppose anyone has any real psychological dysfunctions they would like to share. |
| quote: | Originally posted by RJT
meglomaniacle narcissism |
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| Slylee |
sure why not. nothing i haven't shared before:p
i'm a narcissistic brat.
i was given too much attention when i was little, so i need it (duh) all the time.
i have anger management problems (do NOT push my buttons on the wrong day or you might get a lamp or something thrown at your head).
hmm what else?
i'm sexually attracted to pizza.
i talk to myself a lot. especially if i plan on telling someone something, i sort of go over it in my head and find myself telling it outloud to myself.
i like to think about myself driving a ferrari when i masterbate and it makes me cum in like 2 minutes.
i'm sexually attracted to my dog.
if my feet get dirty i get very angry and nervous until i can clean them. i also wipe down my flip flops with a wet papertowel before i wear them.
hmmm, i wonder which ones are true.
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| DJ RJT |
| quote: | Originally posted by Slylee
i'm a narcissistic brat.
i was given too much attention when i was little, so i need it (duh) all the time.
i have anger management problems (do NOT push my buttons on the wrong day or you might get a lamp or something thrown at your head).
i'm sexually attracted to pizza.
i talk to myself a lot. especially if i plan on telling someone something, i sort of go over it in my head and find myself telling it outloud to myself.
i like to think about myself driving a ferrari when i masterbate and it makes me cum in like 2 minutes.
i'm sexually attracted to my dog.
if my feet get dirty i get very angry and nervous until i can clean them. i also wipe down my flip flops with a wet papertowel before i wear them.
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Clearly the ones quoted above are the true disorders.
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| Xyzpdq0121 |
| quote: | Originally posted by Slylee
i talk to myself a lot. especially if i plan on telling someone something, i sort of go over it in my head and find myself telling it outloud to myself.
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That is not so bad, I REALLY talk to myself!
Example:
Me #1: You ready to go to bed?
Me #2: Ya there is nothing on TV or on TA so lets go.
Me #1: Ok but lets smoke a cig and get a drink first.
Me #2: Ya that is a good idea because I do not want to get into bed only to crave a cig.
Me #1: That is why I was thinking ahead!
This conversating will go on until I fall asleep!!!! :crazy: |
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| FallingMoon |
I used to make out with my hand & knee with I was younger to "practice" or pretend it was someone I had a major crush on :nervous:
I even talked to myself & pretended they were there.
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| Xyzpdq0121 |
| quote: | Originally posted by FallingMoon
I used to make out with my hand & knee with I was younger to "practice" or pretend it was someone I had a major crush on :nervous: |
Can I make out with your hand and knee to "Practice"? |
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