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Orbax (pg. 7)
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| Slylee |
hahah just got this fwd from my pigheaded ex. orbax would like it!
just for u orby!
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How many men does it take to open a beer?
None. It should be opened when she brings it.
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Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?
Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will probably never be able to support you.
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Why do women have smaller feet than men?
It's one of those "evolutionary things" that allows
them to stand closer to the kitchen sink.
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How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart?
When she starts a sentence with "A man once told me..."
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How do you fix a woman's watch?
You don't. There is a clock on the oven.
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Why do men fart more than women?
Because women can't shut up long enough to
build up the required pressure.
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If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first?
The dog, of course. He'll shut up once you let him in.
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What's worse than a Male Chauvinist Pig?
A woman who won't do what she's told.
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I married a Miss Right.
I just didn't know her first name was Always.
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Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes
a woman's sex drive by 90%.
It's called a Wedding Cake.
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Why do men die before their wives?
They want to.
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Women will never be equal to menuntil they can
walk down the street with a bald head and a beer
gut, and still think they are sexy.
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Send this to a few good men who need a laugh and
to the select few women who can handle the truth ! |
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| MeLLyMeL |
| quote: | Originally posted by Slylee
i'm also really surprised that a lot of the TA chicks are always like, "awww orbax rip! we miss you". do any of u have the slighest clue about him? he's the most racist, sexist ing, narrow minded pig i've ever seen on the net. hahahah seriously, i can't believe none of you ever picked up on that. when he would get all riled up, some of his posts were hilarious. no wonder he never had a girlfriend. he thinks all women need to be barefoot and pregnant serving him beer:wtf:
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you just don't understand him
i miss him posting online.. but talking to him on MSN is actually pretty funny.
R.I.P ORBAX! |
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| Mr. Pink |
I miss orbax and his posts....
he's one of the people I wish were still around...
unlike some people who still post here that I wish would drop off the face of the planet, but one can only dream:o |
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| jonSun |
| I also miss Orbax's posts. The CORe was always a good time at night after he had a few. |
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| h0tsweetbabyd0l |
i just got orbax on the fone and he is fine just finished one of his tests and going to spend the week end with his gf....
orbax just rocks ! |
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| Slylee |
| quote: | Originally posted by Mr. Pink
I miss orbax and his posts....
he's one of the people I wish were still around...
unlike some people who still post here that I wish would drop off the face of the planet, but one can only dream:o |
hey, u can either dream it, or YOU can drop off the face of the planet:p |
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| Mr. Pink |
| quote: | Originally posted by Slylee
hey, u can either dream it, or YOU can drop off the face of the planet:p |
or i could hire a hitman:cool: |
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| Xenocreator_PG_ |
coke snorting at castle greyskull anyone?
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| RickyM |
| quote: | Originally posted by Xenocreator_PG_
coke snorting at castle greyskull anyone?
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I love you xeno :D |
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| Slylee |
| quote: | Originally posted by MeLLyMeL
you just don't understand him
i miss him posting online.. but talking to him on MSN is actually pretty funny.
R.I.P ORBAX! |
well he was nice to you because you're not very aggressive or opinionated. you seem like a typical bubble gum chewing trance loving carefree chick, which is cool, but i'm not really like that. i don't think orbax liked me standing up to him a lot so his posts towards me were really crude and obnoxious and like i said, i'm surprised other chicks didn't read his posts and think, "damn, what a sexist pig". but then again, if he was flaming me, i'm sure almost everyone was sitting back and laughing, so maybe that's why u chose not to care:p |
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| Mr. Pink |
| quote: | Originally posted by Slylee
you seem like a typical bubble gum chewing trance loving carefree chick |
I love the character breakdown :stongue: |
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| Slylee |
| quote: | Originally posted by Mr. Pink
I love the character breakdown :stongue: |
well! lol it's true. she's pretty much always just laughing or agreeing with people or talking about trance and drugs like "plur" :crazy: i dunno, that's my impression of her. and by no means am i saying that's bad. i just don't think orbax likes women to have that sarcastic, cutting edge to their personality. it's too intimidating to him:stongue: |
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