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Ancient Dildo
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| ChemEnhanced |
WTF |
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| Slylee |
| hey! that's a LION! |
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| Demoted |
| Maybe it's an unfortunately worn arrowhead. |
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| DickRenegade |
that's a ing CHODE.
me |
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| Radagast |
| Of course it's a lion. The Ancient Egyptians worshiped lions, and made everything into one. Haven't you heard of the sphinx? That's a lion-shaped pyramid. Naturally they would make a lion-shaped dildo too. They worshiped and made sacrifices to it; that's what made Ancient Egypt so great. There was another powerful god who was the opposite of the , and it took the form of a rooster. Yet nobody worshiped the god, for it was constantly at war with the beloved . Of course, in the end the prevailed, and the swallowed the beaten whole; wattle and all. |
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| Nrg2Nfinit |
| quote: | Originally posted by Radagast
Of course it's a lion. The Ancient Egyptians worshiped lions, and made everything into one. Haven't you heard of the sphinx? That's a lion-shaped pyramid. Naturally they would make a lion-shaped dildo too. They worshiped and made sacrifices to it; that's what made Ancient Egypt so great. There was another powerful god who was the opposite of the , and it took the form of a rooster. Yet nobody worshiped the god, for it was constantly at war with the beloved . Of course, in the end the prevailed, and the swallowed the beaten whole; wattle and all. |
WOW you can read hyrglyphics :eek: |
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| Demoted |
| quote: | Originally posted by DickRenegade
that's a ing CHODE.
me |
...so you're saying you're a chode? |
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