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| Trance Addix |
| Do guys from the political section ever venture out of there? |
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| UWM |
| You still haven't found your gecko? Where could it be? |
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| Trance Addix |
| quote: | Originally posted by tribu
yes |
Oh, okay. (this thread is the result of no sleep) |
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| tribu |
| quote: | Originally posted by UWM
You still haven't found your gecko? Where could it be? |
I have no ing clue man. I moved furniture, I preformed open heart surgery on my couch, I took apart my speakers....Ive checked every possible place I thought he could be...and nothing.
Ive already resigned myself to the fact that hes gone, but i don't feel good about it :( |
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| UWM |
| How long have you been looking? |
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| MeLLyMeL |
| quote: | Originally posted by tribu
Ive already resigned myself to the fact that hes gone, but i don't feel good about it :( |
awww!
but now i wont be able to rub it in vivids face that i beat him in the core whore off..
or the opposite way around! :whip: |
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| tribu |
| quote: | Originally posted by UWM
How long have you been looking? |
Since saturday night, about 8 your time. All I've found was a small pile of droppings in my bathroom, but nothing else. I set out food in the hopes that he would eat it and Id know hes ok, but the grapes go untouched...
God damn, I lost my pet due to my own negligence,and ive been beating myself up over it...Ill get the damn whore-off up sometime |
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| UWM |
that sucks, hopefully he'll turn up.
And geckos eat grapes? Weird. |
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| tribu |
| quote: | Originally posted by UWM
that sucks, hopefully he'll turn up.
And geckos eat grapes? Weird. |
He used to eat them out of my hand all the time. Id rip a grape into quarters and he pick it out. He'll sometimes eat them over crickets (which is kind of a gecko delicacy)...I think because of the sugar content.
I'm still holding out hope Ill turn around and hell be chilling in the middle of the room, but like I said, Im pretty sure hes gonefor good, or Ill find a dried husk when I move out :( |
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| Radagast |
The way I see it, you have three options. Two are destined to fail, and for the third to succeed you'll need to buy a 12 pack of Fosters beer. In option one, you could call Crocodile Dundee. Dundee'll find your gecko, but he's as likely to kill it and make it into a new heel for his boot as anything else. Two, you could call The Crocodile Hunter Steve Irwin, but the danger there is him wanting to tag your gecko and rehabilitate your gecko in Australia and make friends with your gecko and sleep with your gecko in a gecko tank and have your gecko marry his iguana and make your gecko the star of his own full length feature film in which your gecko is pursued across the Australian outback by Steve on a cool hovercraft. By that time he'll be so attatched he'll never give your gecko back. The third option is to call them both and tell Irwin there's a madman out to kill your gecko. Make sure Dundee finds the gecko first, then let Irwin inside your house. They should immediately engage in battle Australian style. Basically they get naked, roll on the ground, and grab each other where the sun don't shine until the one who begins to seriously question their sexuality (Usually indicated by a boner) first gives up. During this battle is when you grab the gecko and throw the pack of Fosters beer out onto your front lawn, luring the naked sweaty Australians out of your house. Close and lock the door. They all lived happily ever after, and you now have a new pair of brown short pants and gecko-heeled boots in addition to your pet gecko. The end.
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Or OR...you could just buy another gecko. |
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| eye_03 |
| wow, that was one of the few radagast posts ive ever enjoyed:conf: |
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