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| SuspicionVandit |
http://www.breitbart.com/news/2006/01/31/D8FFUHC01.html
seriously, this website has the craziest news. I don't know if their pulling a ***************** or its legit
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Police: Weaving Driver Distracted by Porn
Jan 31 5:45 PM US/Eastern
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MURFREESBORO, Tenn.
A man who was stopped for driving erratically on a divided highway was distracted because he was looking at pornography, authorities said.
David Kennedy, 33, of Nashville, was charged with felony reckless endangerment after motorist Deborah Dotson reported Friday afternoon that he nearly ran her vehicle off State Route 840 several times.
Rutherford County Deputy Tony Hall pulled over Kennedy based on Dotson's report.
"When I made contact with the driver of the suspect vehicle, a Mr. David Kennedy, there were several pornographic magazines on the seat next to him," Hall said in his report.
A hearing on the charge is set for Feb. 22 in General Sessions Court in Murfreesboro, a Nashville suburb. |
How? I mean, don't human males automatically masturbate when they see a breast or the junk? you have Penthouse May 1981 in one hand, your other one the wheel. how do you whack one? I hate to admit it but i think the reason he ran off the road was because his mouth was on his own cock. |
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| Masonious |
| quote: | Originally posted by SuspicionVandit
http://www.breitbart.com/news/2006/01/31/D8FFUHC01.html
seriously, this website has the craziest news. I don't know if their pulling a ***************** or its legit
How? I mean, don't human males automatically masturbate when they see a breast or the junk? you have Penthouse May 1981 in one hand, your other one the wheel. how do you whack one? I hate to admit it but i think the reason he ran off the road was because his mouth was on his own cock. |
The article was gay enough without you posting it, and posting this article was gay enough without your commentary. |
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| ::TranceVanDyk:: |
| shoutcast TV has free porn. if your desperate;) |
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| emc^2 |
Great... one little indiscretion and they have to tell everybody!!!!!:whip: I'm suing!
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| SuspicionVandit |
| quote: | Originally posted by Masonious
The article was gay enough without you posting it, and posting this article was gay enough without your commentary. |
are u saying i enjoy the taste of semen? |
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| Masonious |
| quote: | Originally posted by SuspicionVandit
are u saying i enjoy the taste of semen? |
i was just trying to get the first post, that makes my penis larger, right? Wait, what's this thread about :conf: |
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| SuspicionVandit |
| quote: | Originally posted by Masonious
i was just trying to get the first post, that makes my penis larger, right? Wait, what's this thread about :conf: |
it can be about anything, seeing how the COR stays on topic. I'm guessing 3 more posts before mellymel starts talking to boomer about Farhenheit 9/11 and then rjt adds in saying he saw his uncle in that film and then tribu said he saw his uncle at mcdonalds last monday and then ygrene comes in and says "o rly, how much of his tip did he eat?" |
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| Masonious |
| quote: | Originally posted by SuspicionVandit
it can be about anything, seeing how the COR stays on topic. I'm guessing 3 more posts before mellymel starts talking to boomer about Farhenheit 9/11 and then rjt adds in saying he saw his uncle in that film and then tribu said he saw his uncle at mcdonalds last monday |
dude Fahrenheit 911 was such as ty movie! When the firemen were flying around with their ty jetpacks I was like, man all that - they hella weren't flying and I knew that even back in middle school, that's why I'm so smart. And if you meant to put that forward slash in I haven't seen that movie because it's against my freedom and America would have to kill a bunch of to get it back so don't even try ahhhhhh! |
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| Silky Johnson |
| quote: | Originally posted by josh4
and then you try to drop as many names as possible hoping to be noticed. oh wait no you already did |
You sure about that? :rolleyes: |
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| Nrg2Nfinit |
| quote: | Originally posted by josh4
and then you try to drop as many names as possible hoping to be noticed. oh wait no you already did |
your just jealous because he didnt mention you |
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| DigitalPhoenix |
| Mags are so 1980's. Internet porn WINS!!!! :D |
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