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Holy ****! Jose Theodore attempted suicide!!!
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| Munchy |
| quote: | Late Tuesday evening after the terrible loss to Carolina, Montreal Canadiens goaltender Jose Theodore attempted to take his own life, apparently unable to come to terms with his horrible performance as of late.
Mr. Theodore's reported method of self-termination was to stand on the train tracks at nearby Windsor station and wait for a train to end his misery.
His plan was foiled when the train went clear through his legs. |
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| all-nite-freak |
bwahahahahahahaha!
GOLD!!!!! |
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| ninjahola |
| quote: | Originally posted by Munchy
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oooooooooooooooooh SNAP |
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| zoogla |
| Poor guy just realized he plays for the Canadiens :( |
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| Nadzz |
| ! Rumeurs ou c vraie cette histoire ! :eek: |
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| Cyberflow |
| Omg ... pourtant y'en parle pas aux nouvelles ! |
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| Marcus007 |
Nothing on LCN, I call bs...
Who the hell would use a train to end their life, isn't a bullet more painless/quicker? |
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| Spin Laden |
'Heard this one last week, drunk dude told me this while I was in the can. Hilarious.
And I see Jose himself must've been drunk last night (five goals on 10 shots... Ouch). |
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| djlemeir |
| quote: | Originally posted by Marcus007
Nothing on LCN, I call bs...
Who the hell would use a train to end their life, isn't a bullet more painless/quicker? |
"His plan was foiled when the train went clear through his legs."
the train represents the puck. imho
ITS A ING JOKE! |
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| Enjoy |
| wow some TAs cant read |
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| UneeK |
hahahaha
too jokes!
(deep down inside im tearing like 9 year old girl) |
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| SiM PeµRf |
lol
nice one
cant believe some people thought it was for real ahaha |
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