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Cruelty to Little Siblings thread (pg. 2)
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| muzzybear |
I have an older brother and sister.
My big sister (12 years older) had me on a kiddie seat on the back of her bicycle "back in the day" when they didn't have foot straps to keep your feet secure. She ended up getting into a bike race with a friend and went over a bump. My foot bounced off the foot rest, got caught in the spoke and the bike fell over. My sister freaked out. I was taken to hospital, and my foot was bandaged, and all I have is a scar on the back of my ankle. To this day, to torment her, I say "ouch" and hold my ankle. Sister guilt can be useful. |
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| TranceGrooves |
being the youngest of 5 brothers with the age difference of atleast 4 to 6 years between each bro i have quite a few stories i can tell ya lolz ... heck my whole childhood is a story itself.
i have been beaten with a cricket bat pushed of the roof of my house in Sweden have had chilli peppers given to me and told it was candy got my wrist broken in wrestling matches etc etc etc. one thing i will say though is that whenever i got in trouble on the street or at school i always could count on my brothers to help me out. they were good in that way. i guess having big brothers does have its advantages but theres a big price tag to it lolz |
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| Moral Hazard |
| quote: | Originally posted by ChemEnhanced
This weekend......a glowstick to the back of the head :D:D:D:D:D
In my defence.....he always thought he was smarter then me so I was trying to make sure that didn't happen :D |
^^^ it worked! |
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| TranceGrooves |
| quote: | Originally posted by Moral Hazard
^^^ it worked! |
*watches Scot searching for a 2x4*
:conf: :conf:
lolz :tongue2 |
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| ChemEnhanced |
| quote: | Originally posted by TranceGrooves
had chilli peppers given to me and told it was candy |
:haha: :haha: :haha:
Why didn't I think of that |
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| Stingray |
My friend and I have started an organization called the Younger Brothers United (YBU). The idea is to seek revenge on our older brothers who have beat the snot out of us for our entire childhood.
What we do is get a huge mob of younger brothers and go pay our older siblings a visit. Knock on their door and when they say "Hey man, what are you and your friends doing here?" we beat the ever-loving crap out of them. Then, on to the next brother!
Membership is $25 annually and the first beating is free. |
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| Platipus |
| lol... when my younger brother was about 10, i was outside shaving the old scalp for baseball, and he wanted to watch, sooo over those 10 minutes i convinced him he should shave his head too.. well, after completely shaving his entire head it was cool, until he went inside.. lol.. oooooh the humanity, just crying away... it was worth the week grounding... classic.. |
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| Tygon |
| quote: | Originally posted by Platipus
lol... when my younger brother was about 10, i was outside shaving the old scalp for baseball, and he wanted to watch, sooo over those 10 minutes i convinced him he should shave his head too.. well, after completely shaving his entire head it was cool, until he went inside.. lol.. oooooh the humanity, just crying away... it was worth the week grounding... classic.. |
Awwwww.. he wanted to be like his big bro :) |
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| DJ Robben |
i was the youngest brother.
Following Injures : accidental or otherwise.
Scar on my hairline, Got stabbed with a batman action figure * yea, that hurt*
Scar on my back, he threw me into the hanging fireplace when we were roughhousing.
3 broken fingers when he thought it would be funny to slam the door on my hand.
A life time of mental anguish.
My revenge :
Last year, he was getting ready for his 3 year anniversary dinner with his GF. And after that, they'd be going out for drinks with his GF's parents and her. So i took a electric razor which he left out after shaving, and shaved a nice line on the front of his head.
That will teach the bastard. |
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| Pasta |
When I was around 8, my brother swung a basball bat and hit me in the nose. The effects of that are actually kicking in now, over 10 years later.
My brother onces once tied me up to a chair while the parents were out for the night and left me there for a few hours.
Christmas Day the entire family used to meet at my grandparents. My grandmother had like 6 different pillows for the couch in the basement room. I'm in the middle of all the cousins, so the younger ones were to small to beat on, and of course the older ones team up on you. So I would get the biggest beating with this one hard pillow. I mean...it's facking hard!!! Imagine having a 5lb pillow whipped and smashed on your helpless 10 year old body.
We still have that pillow today and do same thing to the new youngsters. :D |
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| *~LiSa-LoO~* |
I was the youngest too...so I always got beat on. I can't think of any stories at the moment...but I'm sure some'll pop into my head. Unless I permanently erased them from my memory b/c I was so traumatized.
One thing I do remember...not THAT cruel. But one time my mom bought these brand new green stockings to wear with a dress I loved and my older brother (by 5yrs) called me "frog legs" when I was on my way out. I took them off and refused to wear them! |
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| Euphorica |
| my older bro just cut to the chase and used to beat the crap outta me :crazy: |
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