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Horrible Toilet Story.
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| DamienR8 |
I dont really tell stories like this, but I thought you guys might enjoy/have a good laugh at what happened to me this morning. Here goes...
I was showering this morning when I had to take a serious . I couldn't hold it so I ran out of the shower towards the toilet. I jumped onto the toilet seat, but slid off because of the soap on my ass. I then crashed head first into the garbage bin and I fell on the floor, covered in rug hair, used toilet paper, gum wrappers and q-tips.
I got up, sat back on the toilet seat, and finished taking my in an enraged state.
- Damien |
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| dj_bas |
| Your toilet > you. |
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| TweeK |
| In Soviet Russia, Toilets on you! |
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| Connector |
| that is the ! :D |
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| stren |
| Enraged hate ting is the best kind!!! |
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| Marc Summers |
I've ran out of the shower to take a shart
good deal  |
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| Demoted |
| Oh sure, try to pass it off. I think you really have Dukes Of Hazzard Syndrome and saw a semi-slidable surface and just tried to be all suave and slide across it like the hood of a car. You just couldn't hold it any longer. Unfortunately you're just not as graceful. |
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| Demoted |
| You know what would have been the definition of pwn? If, while sliding off the seat you slid back into the tub, your legs flipped up towards your head after the fall, and the commenced as greasy, liquidy and orange. It all comes plummeting down on your face, and some guy who heard this commotion busts into your bathroom to take a pic of this occurring to post it on the intarweb. I think it happened to some girl I know. |
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| grooviebeats |
| Owned by the john... hahaha:whip: |
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| sakabatou |
I found it amusing,but next time,do the manly thing and poo in your shower.
I keed :wtf: :p |
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| DamienR8 |
| quote: | Originally posted by Demoted
You know what would have been the definition of pwn? If, while sliding off the seat you slid back into the tub, your legs flipped up towards your head after the fall, and the commenced as greasy, liquidy and orange. It all comes plummeting down on your face, and some guy who heard this commotion busts into your bathroom to take a pic of this occurring to post it on the intarweb. I think it happened to some girl I know. |
RAHAHA. That would have been hilarious. It would have sucked ass if i myself when I fell on the floor. I would then have to explain what happened to my roommate :wtf: |
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| lacksesepsotygh |
| quote: | Originally posted by Demoted
You know what would have been the definition of pwn? If, while sliding off the seat you slid back into the tub, your legs flipped up towards your head after the fall, and the commenced as greasy, liquidy and orange. It all comes plummeting down on your face, and some guy who heard this commotion busts into your bathroom to take a pic of this occurring to post it on the intarweb. I think it happened to some girl I know. |
that sure would be something, tubby
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