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Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.
The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.
Chuck Norris' blood type is AK+. Ass-Kicking Positive. It is compatible only with heavy construction equipment, tanks, and fighter jets
Chuck Norris is 1/8th Cherokee. This has nothing to do with ancestry, the man ate a ing Indian
Contrary to popular belief, Chuck Norris, not the box jellyfish of northern Australia, is the most venomous creature on earth. Within 3 minutes of being bitten, a human being experiences the following symptoms: fever, blurred vision, beard rash, tightness of the jeans, and the feeling of being repeatedly kicked through a car windshield.
Most people have 23 pairs of chromosomes. Chuck Norris has 72... and they're all poisonous.
If you ask Chuck Norris what time it is, he always says, "Two seconds 'til." After you ask, "Two seconds 'til what?" he roundhouse kicks you in the face
When Chuck Norris sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack. Chuck Norris has not had to pay taxes, ever.
Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.
What was going through the minds of all of Chuck Norris' victims
before they died? His shoe.
Industrial logging isn't the cause of deforestation. Chuck Norris needs toothpicks
Everybody loves Raymond. Except Chuck Norris
The phrase 'dead ringer' refers to someone who sits behind Chuck Norris in a movie theatre and forgets to turn their cell phone off.
There is no such thing as a lesbian, just a woman who has never met Chuck Norris |
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| Jocker |
n00b facts: you are the noob #283746238746 to post this thread in here.
next time, use  |
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| Boomer187 |
haha, what cave have you been living in.
sorry but ur late. |
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| stren |
| can i now legally bash him and not feel guilty about it? |
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| Tranc3 |
| [insert generic old-post bash here] |
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| RickyM |
"Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs."
Haha that one is brilliant :D |
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| emc^2 |
Here's a magic spell that will make all this n00b flaming go away, read the following line 3 times out loud and fast:
"I WEE TODD IT"
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