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I f*ckin' hate Chuck Norris
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| Ang ' ela_ie |
| Jack Bauer pwns. |
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| Ygrene |
| quote: | Originally posted by Ang ' ela_ie
Jack Bauer pwns. |
Chuck Norris = Real Life Ass-Kicker
Jack Bauer = Made For TV Ass-Kicker
although, Keifer Sutherland did use to have a rockin' beard. |
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| stren |
anyone seen Kiefer in Twin Peaks: fire walk with me >? man he played such a
Jack Bauer is cool, but he's not chuck |
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| Ang ' ela_ie |
| quote: | Originally posted by Ygrene
Chuck Norris = Real Life Ass-Kicker
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What has Chuck Norris ever done in real life (besides be a ty ass actor)? |
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| stren |
| quote: | Originally posted by Ang ' ela_ie
What has Chuck Norris ever done in real life (besides be a ty ass actor)? |
he set all records in the guiness book of records for once |
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| Ygrene |
| quote: | Originally posted by Ang ' ela_ie
What has Chuck Norris ever done in real life (besides be a ty ass actor)? |
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For almost two decades he was a force of one winning virtually every major title in karate between 1965 and 1970.
Mr. Norris’ grand championship victories include the 1967 and 1968 International Karate Championships, the 1967 & 68 All American Championships, the 1968 National Tournament of Champions and the 1968 World Professional Middleweight title.
He retired as the Undefeated Middleweight Champion in 1970. Mr. Norris also coached the only world black belt team to go undefeated in 29 tournaments.
Along with Mike Stone and Bob Wall he co-founded the Four Seasons Karate Championships in 1967. In 1975 Mr. Norris co-founded the national karate league with full contact teams in 12 cities.
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| all-nite-freak |
Chuck Lidell would kill Chuck Norris in the battle of the Chucks.
The bearded Chuck is the inferior species. |
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| emc^2 |
Chuck Norris > Steve Hamster
No one can compete with Chuck in beatmatching/mixing competition. Chuck just gives turntables "the stare" and records align themselves into a flawless mix.
Beatmatch that, Steve Hamster!:rolleyes: |
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| jonSun |
| quote: | Originally posted by all-nite-freak
Chuck Lidell would kill Chuck Norris in the battle of the Chucks.
The bearded Chuck is the inferior species. |
You just killed yourself. |
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| Az |
| jack bauer has shot more people in the face than elton john |
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| all-nite-freak |
im taking Xzience..ill live...
my meth donkey shoot fighting skills trumps all Chuck. |
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