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Xenos daily news 09.02.06
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Xenocreator_PG_
news #465

Hi everyone. Here is the news for yet another day, it seems like I have been doing this daily forever:

An African man stands accused of smuggling 'white people' into the country. A ship was found off the north coast of Africa with 90 North American refugees on board. The ship was stopped by an African patrol boat & then escorted back to Hawaii

A camel has rammed into the Afghanistan trade centre last night is a vicious terrorist attack. The camel sustained bruising on its nose, but is in a stable condition. The terrorist fell off the camel & broke his foot. He was quickly arrested by police & taken into custody.

Yet another Australian fishing boat has been spotted pulling in whales in Asian waters. A government official says that 'whale pulling' should be stopped & anyone found 'whale pulling' will be publicly spanked at the nearest Asian embassy.

At a Vatican conference the Pope has made a public statement saying that "he fooled us all". Eye witnesses say that he then pulled his pants down & pulled a 'brown eye' before running off the stage giggling like a school girl. When religious leaders were asked about the incident they replied "The joke was created a couple of thousand of years ago, the pope just couldn't wait for the punch line".

In Paris suicide has increased by 600% in the last few hours. Scientific evidences have found that not many people are coping with the news that religion was the biggest joke ever.

In world sport, Soccer is no longer the worlds most watched sport and has fallen to ranking No.3. Surprisingly 'fapping to porn' has taken the lead at No.1.
DJ RJT
Thanks for the update! All my news for the day in an easy to digest c0r post.... life is good...
Sunsnail
:haha:
Nrg2Nfinit
HAHAHHAHAHA MAN.,.. give this man the nobel prize peace accord
tribu
Xeno for cor whore 2007!
eROs.au
BWAHHAHAHAHAH


xeno FTW
Allied Nations
:disbelief



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Xenocreator_PG_
What actually worries me is the New Zealand Army. I'm sure they are making plans to invade Poland as we speak... write...err post... whatever. Stren better be getting his army ready. He'll need at least 10 or maybe 100 of polands finest warriors!!
enferno
lolz at religion
eRRaTiK
i told you to stop pulling your whale xeno you clown.
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