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never **** squids on the first date (pg. 3)
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| DJ RJT |
| quote: | Originally posted by Xenocreator_PG_
Dude, you showed that squid. I wish i had the balls to nail a squid. 8 kinky tentacles FTW! |
:stongue: :haha:
baaaaahahahaha rolf |
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| Ang ' ela_ie |
| I just wanna know what this thread means, damnit. WTF is a squid? What disease did you get burned with? Why are you friends with TigerClaw??? |
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| Allied Nations |
| quote: | Originally posted by DJ RJT
Bah! Come on, I'm a pretty nice guy... |
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| flavdave |
| quote: | Originally posted by jennypie
The word is EPITOME, not epiphany. But at least you like MF Doom. Just snatched up a bunch of Stone's Throw releases myself. Word. |
Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaa. |
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| Allied Nations |
| quote: | Originally posted by Ang ' ela_ie
I just wanna know what this thread means, damnit. WTF is a squid? What disease did you get burned with? Why are you friends with TigerClaw??? |
This is all soooooo 5 minutes ago.... |
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| DJ RJT |
| quote: | Originally posted by Allied Nations
This is all soooooo 5 minutes ago.... |
Yeah, but dude, the phrase "Squiddy Bitch" just rolls off the tongue, so I neeed a definition so I can begin using the phrase properly in everyday conversation. |
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| Xenocreator_PG_ |
| hahahaha the COR has reached a new ephany of funnah today |
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| Allied Nations |
| quote: | Originally posted by DJ RJT
Yeah, but dude, the phrase "Squiddy Bitch" just rolls off the tongue, so I neeed a definition so I can begin using the phrase properly in everyday conversation. |
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tags stunta calamari
1. Squid link send redefine 131 up, 7 down
A young motorcyclist who overestimates his abilities, boasts of his riding skills when in reality he has none. Squid bikes are usually decorated with chrome and various anodized bits. Rear tyres are too wide for their own good, swingarm extended. Really slow in the corners, and sudden bursts of acceleration when a straight appears. Squids wear no protection, deeming themselves invincible. This fact compounds intself with the fact that they engage in 'extreem riding'--performing wheelies and stoppies in public areas. Squids wreck alot. Derived from 'squirly kid'
also see stunta
We were suddenly passed by a chromed out R1 and then when we rounded the bend, we saw the squid wrapped around a tree, he'd probably be alive if he was wearing a helmet.
by Wawa Feb 21, 2003
2. squid link send redefine 39 up, 4 down
An extremely rare animal with a short lifespan. Usually a new sport bike enthusiast with the reasoning of a lunatic, whom you might see thrashing on an R1 wearing sandals, shorts, and a tee.
When found lying motionless on the pavement, this creature transforms itself into a stream of blood, exposed flesh, and broken limbs. Hence the squid moniker.
Stupid
Quick
Underdressed
Imminently
Dead
Did you see that guy leave the showroom on the R6? Did you see what he was wearing? What a moron. That Squid.
by bomb biscuit Apr 18, 2004
3. squid link send redefine 26 up, 6 down
a US Navy Sailor. derogatory
Marine: Man, there are a lot of squids in here.
Sailor: Maybe it's because you're on a ship, jarhead.
by theunknowngl Oct 16, 2004
4. squid link send redefine 14 up, 2 down
A young man on an incredibly over powered motorcycle, wearing nothing but a helmet.
The term derives from what is discernable from his corpse:
A helmet with stringy fleshy bit dangling from the bottom.
Also see calamari
Frat-boi + GSXR1300 + sandles = squid
*1st & 3rd variables are not required.
by schimschone Mar 11, 2005
5. Squid link send redefine 10 up, 3 down
Originally derived from the manner of movement of a squid...shooting off at speed, almost stopping to turn and then shooting off again, similar to a inexperienced motorcyclist.
"I was trying to pass the squid, but on corner exits he just stood it up and blasted away."
by Damien Apr 23, 2005
6. Squid link send redefine 7 up, 5 down
S tupid
QU ick
I nevitably
D ead
by Greg Jun 18, 2003
7. squid link send redefine 1 thumb up
'Squid' is a contraction of "Squirrelly Kid", and comes from So Cal racers who were also involved in the Surfer culture.
Though the term is now widely used to describe street riders of questionable cornering skill, questionable judgement in demonstrations of horsepower and braking, questionable judgement in the protective clothing worn, and very questionable judgement in his/her friends, the meaning was actually developed at the racetrack.
Back in the day before trackdays (an organized event to allow anyone with a motorcycle and the price of admission to gain familiarity with a racetrack and learn to ride faster, more safely than on the street) were common and new racers frequently had no track experience - hence their unpredictable behavior and unsteady lines led to them being labelled "squirrelly", as unpredictable surfers (or surfing conditions or surfing equipment) were also called.
From there, the term made it to the canyons of Southern California (a popular means to risk one's hide while demonstrating riding skill at speeds well over the posted limit), then out to the rest of the world that reads about So Cal in magazines and apparently strives to be just like So Cal.
"I really hate dealing with the street squids riding over their heads in the 'A' group at Buttonwillow."
"That trackday org is all about getting money from the squids who don't know better."
"Yeah, there was another squid taken off Palomar in an ambulance this morning."
tags racer surfer trackday protective gear lines
by kz2zx Mesa, AZ Jan 15, 2006
8. squid link send redefine 1 thumb up
In english currency a pound is a quid. squid is the plural of quid, and i dont know why.
A boke owes another bloke six quid. He goes up to this bloke with an octopus with a little tentacle bandadges up, and says, 'hello mate heres the sick squid i owe yu.' Do you see? DO YOU SEE?? Sick squid - six quid??????? the marvellous juxtaposition of... look, we jus call pounds squids. leave it at that. try and get n with people.
tags hafdg haggfjf hagdh hfdha gfhda gaaaaaaaaaaa
by Kate pasola hoooooooohaaaa prudhoe Jan 3, 2006
9. squid link send redefine 1 thumb up
a)person or group which classifies themselves as "emo" b) a person who thinks they are great at a sport
a) Taking Back Sunday and Brand New are squids because they play emo music. b) Justin is a squid because he doesn't play defense and shoots to much.
tags rocker emo kid benchwarmer bigheaded guitar music
by Martin we New Orleans Oct 25, 2005
10. squid link send redefine 3 up, 2 down
Member of the U.S. Navy, perjorative. Possibly refers to the resemblence between dress white uniforms and kalimari. In any case, referring to a sailor as a squid can be endearing if you know them but it can be equally (and dangerously) offensive if you are a stranger. Be sure to say it with a smile.
Bar patron - "There's an awful lot of you squids out this weekend."
Sailor - "It's payday, you stick."
Alternately, one sailor to another:
"What's up, squid?"
"Nothin', you?"
by nukenabber Dec 30, 2004
11. Squid link send redefine 3 up, 2 down
Of Northern Ontario origin. Means: good, acceptable, alright etc. Derived originally from a drunken mispronouciation of the word "Good".
A. Hey, are you sure you don't mind that I take your sister out on a date?
B. No worries, it's squid
by Sauce Dec 29, 2004
12. squid link send redefine 6 up, 5 down
An invertibrate, predator with 8 legs, and 2 longer legs on the side, they live in the water and well, eat stuff...
-Also they taste good when baked, breaded, with just a little bit of crabmeat....
-pretty inexpensive, if you buy them on ice, and then gut, and clean them yourself...watch out for the ink though
-If they ever find the illusive giant squid, I hope they make the illusive giant Calamari
by ea Jun 9, 2004
13. squid link send redefine 8 up, 7 down
Regional, Southeastern Michigan suburbs:
1. A synonym for alternateen from the mid to late '80s. A punker, skater, goth, etc.
2. A fan of New Wave music, as opposed to definition 1.
3. A look-a-like for Duckie from Pretty in Pink.
He started wearing all black, funny glasses and Chucks; he's really gone squid!
by charlie green Dec 19, 2003
14. squid link send redefine 6 up, 5 down
A person in the navy; usually used in a derogitory manner. (But seriously people...since when has serving your country become a bad thing?)
He's a ing squid!
by lealea Nov 8, 2003
15. Squid link send redefine 14 up, 13 down
95 % of Gixxer "thugs"
That dumbass gixxer rider is wearing sandals, shorts, and a tee. He's gonna rip his skin off when he crashes.
by anonymous Sep 29, 2003
16. Squid link send redefine 10 up, 9 down
a pound or quid
I've got 200 sqiud in the bank
by Project 25.01 Jun 29, 2003
17. squid link send redefine 6 up, 6 down
A 1970's Southern Californian perjorative meaning an undesirable person; near the bottom of the social status pecking order; similar to "jerk" or "dweeb."
"Joey is such a squid, why do you hang out with him?"
by Tony S. Feb 3, 2004
18. Squid link send redefine 2 up, 3 down
A member of the Navy; usu. an endearing term.
...now there goes one salty squid!
by dougesoul Mar 19, 2003
19. Squid link send redefine 2 thumbs down
A term used to describe one who is a novice at something, not good at something, ultimately a loser.
The JV cheerleaders are such squids.
That freshman epitomizes the word squid.
by Jess Jan 20, 2005
20. squid link send redefine 6 up, 8 down
when a female forcefully expells air from her vagina causing a noise.
squid is short for fart
Amy let out a loud squid when she bent over
by pj Nov 5, 2004
21. squid link send redefine 3 thumbs down
A word used by millions worldwide as the name for Ian Williams, from the Forest Of Dean, England.
1. "Good Afternoon Squid!"
2. "Where’s Squid?"
by ohyoungmansedhild Apr 11, 2005
22. Squid link send redefine 1 up, 4 down
a sailor
The clubs are loaded with squids.
by mesoglea Nov 23, 2002
23. squid link send redefine 5 thumbs down
a complete n00b. a person who fails at life and has no idea what theyre doing.
"Evan, you're working at McDonalds? You in squid"
"Squid you team-killing tard!"
by fattymcbutterboobs the mo0n Jul 3, 2005
24. Squid link send redefine 1 up, 6 down
Somebody who is intelligent can be taken as a complement or a insult, most likely a insult. Can also be called squide or squid of death.
Means the same as nerd or geek.
"Did you do your homework? Oh wait of course you did you SQUID!"
by nerdpanda Sep 17, 2003
25. Squid link send redefine 7 up, 13 down
A term origionally used in motorcycle racing for a rider with little talent that only moves quickly in short bursts (ie. between corners) hence the motion of a squid!
These days the term can also be used to describe a Stunta! Although sometimes the term "Squid" is abused by riders themselves with no talent to criticise riders with superior skills to theirs! when monkey cant do! what monkey see! (or doesnt have the balls to do!)
Correct use: All the American superbike riders are squids! They cant even win their own superbike championship!
Incorrect use: Look at that "Squid" riding down the HWY on one wheel at 100mph!
by AussieBoy Aug 14, 2004
26. Squid link send redefine 3 up, 10 down
dick, penis
Brad's got bigger squid than Dagul.
by HunnyBunny Sep 21, 2003
27. Squid link send redefine 2 up, 18 down
Me... that guy who kicks ass... ou know...
Squid is that 1337 gamer who kicks ass!
by Squid Mar 15, 2005
http://www.urbandictionary.com/defi...rm=squid&page=1 |
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| DJ RJT |
ing hell Greg... I'm high... you know that... :whip: :whip: :whip:
I need an easy to digest version of that... |
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| Allied Nations |
| quote: | Originally posted by DJ RJT
ing hell Greg... I'm high... you know that... :whip: :whip: :whip:
I need an easy to digest version of that... |
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2. squid link send redefine 39 up, 4 down
An extremely rare animal with a short lifespan. Usually a new sport bike enthusiast with the reasoning of a lunatic, whom you might see thrashing on an R1 wearing sandals, shorts, and a tee.
When found lying motionless on the pavement, this creature transforms itself into a stream of blood, exposed flesh, and broken limbs. Hence the squid moniker.
Stupid
Quick
Underdressed
Imminently
Dead
Did you see that guy leave the showroom on the R6? Did you see what he was wearing? What a moron. That Squid.
Relating to girls:
Of Northern Ontario origin. Means: good, acceptable, alright etc. Derived originally from a drunken mispronouciation of the word "Good".
A. Hey, are you sure you don't mind that I take your sister out on a date?
B. No worries, it's squid
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by Jess Jan 20, 2005
20. squid link send redefine 6 up, 8 down
when a female forcefully expells air from her vagina causing a noise.
squid is short for fart
Amy let out a loud squid when she bent over
by pj Nov 5, 2004
Basically squid = N000000b. or.. queef.
A n00b girl = squid... from what i gather...
Oh and british people say squid instead of squid... (Thank you mark skinner "I hit the fifty squid button... insufficient funds!") |
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| JoJoJo |
And there I was thinkin the british said Quid not Squid...
go figure :) |
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