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Why isn't there gambling in Africa?
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| electro funk |
Because there is too many cheetah's!!!1
hahahahahahahahahahahahha |
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| ghetto_fab |
| oh geeze!!!!!!!! hahahahah |
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| EvilTree |
A rabbi and a catholic priest were sitting beside each other on a plane trip. After a while, they began talking and they came to the issue of sin.
The priest ask the rabbi, "So, did you ever breakdown and ate pork?"
And the rabbi replied, "Yes, I was curious one day and I had pork."
Silence.
Then the rabbi asked the priest, "Did you ever breakdown and have sex with a woman?"
The priest answered, "Yes, I suffered from weakness one time and I did have sex with a woman."
Silence.
The rabbi then said, "I bet the tasted better than pork." |
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| electro funk |
| lol......lets hear some more cheesey jokes people |
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| Refinnej |
| Two men are siting at a table in a very fancy restaurant. They both are waking off like crazy. The waitress comes over and says, "Excuse me!! What in the world do you think you are doing?". One of the men says, "Well the sign on the wall says "First cum first serve". ;) |
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| Refinnej |
| I meant WHACKING off |
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| rabbitjoker |
| quote: | Originally posted by electro funk
Because there is too many cheetah's!!! |
That is mint! |
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| Refinnej |
A Newfie, & a little man, were sitting at a bar in Toronto when
this huge, burly American guy walks in. As he passes the Newfie,
he hits him on the neck knocking him to the floor. The big, burly
Yank says, "That's a karate chop from Korea." Well, the Newfie gets back on his barstool and resumes drinking his beer.
The burly American then gets up to go to the bathroom and, as he walks by the Newfie, he hits him on the
other side of the neck and knocks him to the floor. "That's a judo chop from Japan", he says.
The Newfie decides he's had enough and leaves. A half hour
later he comes back and sees the burly American sitting at the bar. He walks up behind him and smacks him on the head, knocking him out.
The Newfie says to the bartender, "When he wakes up, b'y,
tell en dat was a f****** crowbar from Canadian Tire." |
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| Time2Burn |
How do you give a white man a circumcision?
Punch his sister in the Jaw!! POW OW OW OW OW! :D |
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| EvilTree |
Speaking of tasteless jokes...
How do you make a little girl cry twice?
Wipe your bloody dick on her teddy bear. :nervous:
*hides* |
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| loconet |
| quote: | Originally posted by EvilTree
Speaking of tasteless jokes...
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What has 2 legs and bleeds?
Half a cat.
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| electro funk |
what did the mexican firefighter name his 2 kids
hose a & hose b
hahahahahahahahah |
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