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| Xyzpdq0121 |
Less then meets the eyes.... :(
I would make a picture for this thread too but since I am a DUMB Pollock, I can not figure it out so maybe someone can help me out...
OH BTW, Since I am Polish I can post in here but if you aren't, don't you dare make a comment on a part of myself that I am proud about! (This means all the Germans that tried to invade my country can't invade my thread!!! OUT WITH YOU LEEANN AND JOHN!!)
All Jews are welcome though... I miss my long lost Jewish brothers... But since Jews are cheap and the INTERNET cost money, I do not think any Jews come around these parts.. Oh well, it is the thought that counts. So Jews and dumb Pollocks that can figure out how to turn on the computer are welcome... All others, Don't you DARE make a joke at my expense!!!
Ok, lets the jokes begin but the one or two of use who are left that can post! |
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| KristineClub |
| So they don't eat their fingers! |
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| Mr. Pink |
| I dont know any polish jokes :( |
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| money_penny |
i don't either....i got no jokes. :(
edit: nice greg...you had to finish your joke from the "other" thread. lol |
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| Mr. Pink |
| so........i mean, if i could get some help i'd totally make fun of polish people... |
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| Scottaculous |
Men/Women - Mars/Venus
Body: I never quite figured out why the sexual urge of men and women differ so much. And I never have figured out the whole Venus and Mars thing. I have never figured out why men think with their head and women with their heart.
FOR EXAMPLE: One evening last week, my girlfriend and I were getting into bed.
Well, the passion starts to heat up, and she eventually says "I don't feel like it, I just want you to hold me."
I said "WHAT??!! What was that?!"
So she says the words that every boyfriend on the planet dreads to hear... "You're just not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman enough for me to satisfy your physical needs as a man." She responded to my puzzled look by saying, "Can't you just love me for who I am and not what I do for you in the bedroom?"
Realizing that nothing was going to happen that night, I went to sleep.
The very next day I opted to take the day off of work to spend time with her. We went out to a nice lunch and then went shopping at a big, big unnamed department store. I walked around with her while she tried on several different very expensive outfits. She couldn't decide which one to take so I told her we'd just buy them all. She wanted new shoes to compliment her new clothes, so I said lets get a pair for each outfit. We went onto the jewelry department where she picked out a pair of diamond earrings. Let me tell you...she was so excited. She must have thought I was one wave short of a shipwreck. I started to think she was testing me because she asked for a tennis bracelet when she doesn't even know how to play tennis. I think I threw her for a loop when I said, "That's fine, honey." She was almost nearing sexual satisfaction from all of the excitement. Smiling with excited anticipation she finally said, "I think this is all
dear, let's go to the cashier."
I could hardly contain myself when I blurted out, "No honey, I don't feel like it."
Her face just went completely blank as her jaw dropped with a baffled WHAT?"
I then said "honey! I just want you to HOLD this stuff for a while. You're just not in touch with my financial needs as a man enough for me to satisfy your shopping needs as a woman." And just when she had this look like she was going to kill me, I added, "Why can't you just love me for who I am and not for the things I buy you?"
Apparently I'm not having sex tonight either.... |
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| KristineClub |
| quote: | Originally posted by Scottaculous
Men/Women - Mars/Venus
Body: I never quite figured out why the sexual urge of men and women differ so much. And I never have figured out the whole Venus and Mars thing. I have never figured out why men think with their head and women with their heart.
FOR EXAMPLE: One evening last week, my girlfriend and I were getting into bed.
Well, the passion starts to heat up, and she eventually says "I don't feel like it, I just want you to hold me."
I said "WHAT??!! What was that?!"
So she says the words that every boyfriend on the planet dreads to hear... "You're just not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman enough for me to satisfy your physical needs as a man." She responded to my puzzled look by saying, "Can't you just love me for who I am and not what I do for you in the bedroom?"
Realizing that nothing was going to happen that night, I went to sleep.
The very next day I opted to take the day off of work to spend time with her. We went out to a nice lunch and then went shopping at a big, big unnamed department store. I walked around with her while she tried on several different very expensive outfits. She couldn't decide which one to take so I told her we'd just buy them all. She wanted new shoes to compliment her new clothes, so I said lets get a pair for each outfit. We went onto the jewelry department where she picked out a pair of diamond earrings. Let me tell you...she was so excited. She must have thought I was one wave short of a shipwreck. I started to think she was testing me because she asked for a tennis bracelet when she doesn't even know how to play tennis. I think I threw her for a loop when I said, "That's fine, honey." She was almost nearing sexual satisfaction from all of the excitement. Smiling with excited anticipation she finally said, "I think this is all
dear, let's go to the cashier."
I could hardly contain myself when I blurted out, "No honey, I don't feel like it."
Her face just went completely blank as her jaw dropped with a baffled WHAT?"
I then said "honey! I just want you to HOLD this stuff for a while. You're just not in touch with my financial needs as a man enough for me to satisfy your shopping needs as a woman." And just when she had this look like she was going to kill me, I added, "Why can't you just love me for who I am and not for the things I buy you?"
Apparently I'm not having sex tonight either.... |
You get 2 kudos for that!!! LOL! |
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| Mr. Pink |
LMMFAO!!!!!!!!!!
SCOTT!!!!!!!
that is one of the funniest things i have ever read!!!!!!!!!! hahaha :haha: |
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| Xyzpdq0121 |
| quote: | Originally posted by Scottaculous
Men/Women - Mars/Venus
Body: I never quite figured out why the sexual urge of men and women differ so much. And I never have figured out the whole Venus and Mars thing. I have never figured out why men think with their head and women with their heart.
FOR EXAMPLE: One evening last week, my girlfriend and I were getting into bed.
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See, I stopped here ^^^ because I could not go any further!!!!! :nervous: :nervous: :nervous:
BTW: I know Scott's Asian ass is not a Pollock..... Go make your own thread called Chinkformers or something... This is For Brent and I!!!
Note: Javi is allowed because he is dumb enough to want to be Polish.. As such he must be dumb enough to BE Polish.... Hence is is now known as the Polish Rican!!!! |
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| lightside |
| Holy crap Scott that is one of the funniest things evar!!!!!!! |
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| PaperBag831 |
im half polish and half hungarian :D
and jews most definitely come around these parts. do you know how big the jewish community of atlanta is? we own atlanta. nobody knows :p |
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| *~*Angelblue*~* |
| quote: | Originally posted by Scottaculous
Men/Women - Mars/Venus
Body: I never quite figured out why the sexual urge of men and women differ so much. And I never have figured out the whole Venus and Mars thing. I have never figured out why men think with their head and women with their heart.
FOR EXAMPLE: One evening last week, my girlfriend and I were getting into bed.
Well, the passion starts to heat up, and she eventually says "I don't feel like it, I just want you to hold me."
I said "WHAT??!! What was that?!"
So she says the words that every boyfriend on the planet dreads to hear... "You're just not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman enough for me to satisfy your physical needs as a man." She responded to my puzzled look by saying, "Can't you just love me for who I am and not what I do for you in the bedroom?"
Realizing that nothing was going to happen that night, I went to sleep.
The very next day I opted to take the day off of work to spend time with her. We went out to a nice lunch and then went shopping at a big, big unnamed department store. I walked around with her while she tried on several different very expensive outfits. She couldn't decide which one to take so I told her we'd just buy them all. She wanted new shoes to compliment her new clothes, so I said lets get a pair for each outfit. We went onto the jewelry department where she picked out a pair of diamond earrings. Let me tell you...she was so excited. She must have thought I was one wave short of a shipwreck. I started to think she was testing me because she asked for a tennis bracelet when she doesn't even know how to play tennis. I think I threw her for a loop when I said, "That's fine, honey." She was almost nearing sexual satisfaction from all of the excitement. Smiling with excited anticipation she finally said, "I think this is all
dear, let's go to the cashier."
I could hardly contain myself when I blurted out, "No honey, I don't feel like it."
Her face just went completely blank as her jaw dropped with a baffled WHAT?"
I then said "honey! I just want you to HOLD this stuff for a while. You're just not in touch with my financial needs as a man enough for me to satisfy your shopping needs as a woman." And just when she had this look like she was going to kill me, I added, "Why can't you just love me for who I am and not for the things I buy you?"
Apparently I'm not having sex tonight either.... |
mario party 7 is way better than earrings anyways :haha: |
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