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The Husband Store
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| PauLie_C |
A store that sells husbands has just opened in New York City, where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates.
"You may visit the store ONLY ONCE! There are six floors and the attributes of the men increase as the shopper ascends the flights. There is, however, a catch: you may choose any man from a particular floor, or you may choose to go up a floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building!"
So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband.
On the first floor the sign on the door reads: Floor 1 - These men have jobs
Moving on to the second floor the sign reads: Floor 2 - These men have jobs and love kids.
She decided to move on to the third floor where the sign reads: Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love kids and are extremely good looking.
"Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.
She goes to the fourth floor and the sign reads: Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love kids, are drop-dead good looking and help with the housework.
"Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!"
Still, she goes to the fifth floor and sign reads: Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love kids, are drop-dead gorgeous, help with the housework, and have a strong romantic streak.
She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor and the sign reads: Floor 6 - You are visitor 31,456,013 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please. Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store". |
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| Philby |
hehehe
bloody women |
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| pkcRAISTLIN |
:haha:
much more creative than just saying \'women are \' :D |
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| MiSSyM |
Why are men like toilets?
Coz they are either occupied or full of .
:toothless |
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| pkcRAISTLIN |
Women think they already know everything, but wait...training courses are now available for women on the following subjects:
1. Silence, the Final Frontier: Where No Woman Has Gone Before
2. The Undiscovered Side of Banking: Making Deposits
3. Parties: Going Without New Outfits
4. Man Management: Minor Household Chores Can Wait Till After The Game
5. Bathroom Etiquette I: Men Need Space in the Bathroom Cabinet Too.
6. Bathroom Etiquette II: His Razor is His
7. Communication Skills I: Tears - The Last Resort, not the First.
8. Communication Skills II: Thinking Before Speaking
9. Communication Skills III: Getting What you Want Without Nagging
10. Driving a Car Safely: A Skill You CAN Acquire
11. Telephone Skills: How to Hang Up
12. Introduction to Parking
13. Advanced Parking: Backing Into a Space
14. Water Retention: Fact or Fat
15. Cooking I: Bringing Back Bacon, Eggs and Butter
16. Cooking II: Bran and Tofu are Not for Human Consumption
17. Cooking III: How not to Inflict Your Diets on Other People
18. Compliments: Accepting Them Gracefully
19. PMS: Your Problem . . . Not His
20. Dancing: Why Men Don\'t Like To
21. Classic Clothing: Wearing Outfits You Already Have
22. Household Dust: A Harmless Natural Occurrence Only Women Notice
23. Integrating Your Laundry: Washing It All Together
24. Oil and Gas: Your Car Needs Both
25. TV Remotes: For Men Only |
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| Teflon_Teapot |
| :haha: i think you are going to get :whip: :whip: :whip: for that |
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| narcism |
| wheres the big dick floor? :rolleyes: |
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| sezzy |
| quote: | Originally posted by pkcRAISTLIN
:haha:
much more creative than just saying 'women are ' :D |
maybe the women in tassie are. could be because they're all related so you don't get much variety. :D |
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| pkcRAISTLIN |
| quote: | Originally posted by sezzy
maybe the women in tassie are. could be because they're all related so you don't get much variety |
repetitive, un-creative, unoriginal, un funny.
| quote: | Originally posted by PauLie_C
LOL, nice one |
easily amused. |
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| sezzy |
| quote: | Originally posted by pkcRAISTLIN
repetitive, un-creative, unoriginal, un funny.
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HA! kinda like your replies hey. "oh there's a grammer error there, a spelling error there, blah blah blah" think of something good to say or don't say anything at all :tongue3 |
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