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no toilet paper = fatality in florida.
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| Floorwhore |
MOSS BLUFF, Fla. — A Florida man has been accused of fatally beating his roommate with a sledgehammer and a claw hammer because there was no toilet paper in their home.
Franklin Crow, 56, was charged Monday with homicide in the death of Kenneth Matthews, 58, according to the Marion County Sheriff’s Office.
Capt. Thomas Bibb said Crow initially denied his involvement, but confessed during questioning.
Crow told investigators that the men were fighting about the toilet paper over the weekend when Matthews pulled out a rifle. Crow said he then began beating Matthews with the sledgehammer and claw hammer, according to an affidavit.
Matthews was beaten so badly he had to be identified through his fingerprints, detectives said.
Crow was being held at the Marion County jail without bond. It was not immediately known whether he had a lawyer. |
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| mindspin |
| dude must have really had to poop. |
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| infinity HiGH |
| ...only in florida... |
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| vickyvale |
| quote: | Originally posted by mindspin
dude must have really had to poop. |
lol |
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| nusty |
| quote: | Originally posted by mindspin
dude must have really had to poop. |
ha, you said poop! |
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| mindspin |
| quote: | Originally posted by nusty
ha, you said poop! |
he called the poop! |
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| StereoPrincess |
| i'm glad our house is always stocked with TP. |
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| Floorwhore |
| 54 % of the threads i create, end up being about poop. |
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| nusty |
| its the most intellectually stimulating thing most of us can think of. |
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| Floorwhore |
| in related news: i had a serious case of the trots today. |
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| Abercrombie |
| What an asswipe. |
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| *~LiSa-LoO~* |
| that guy HAD to have been on something |
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