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People who don't change toilet paper go to hell when they die
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| tubularbills |
Some people are just plain screwed up.
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Man allegedly killed roommate over toilet paper
Fla. prosecutors say victim beaten so badly he had to be ID'd by fingerprints
care of, The Associated Press & MSN - http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/11471503/
MOSS BLUFF, Fla. - A man accused of fatally beating his roommate with a sledgehammer and a claw hammer because there was no toilet paper in their home has been arrested.
Franklin Paul Crow, 56, was charged Monday with homicide in the death of Kenneth Matthews, 58, according to the Marion County Sheriff’s Office.
Capt. Thomas Bibb said Crow initially denied his involvement, but confessed during questioning.
Crow told investigators that the men were fighting about the toilet paper over the weekend when Matthews pulled out a rifle. Crow said he then began beating Matthews with the sledgehammer and claw hammer, according to an affidavit.
Matthews was beaten so badly he had to be identified through his fingerprints, detectives said.
Crow was being held at the Marion County jail without bond. It was not immediately known whether he had an attorney. |
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| idoru |
It pisses me off when people don't change the roll once it's empty. What's worse is when they don't change the roll and we don't have anymore under the sink, so you have to walk down the hall to get more.
:wtf: |
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| SuspicionVandit |
| they IDs him by fingerprints. was there on them? |
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| tubularbills |
| quote: | Originally posted by idoru
It pisses me off when people don't change the roll once it's empty. What's worse is when they don't change the roll and we don't have anymore under the sink, so you have to walk down the hall to get more.
:wtf: |
ditto. and really, it only takes 15 seconds to change a roll of TP. honestly. |
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| DJFreaq |
| quote: | Originally posted by idoru
It pisses me off when people don't change the roll once it's empty. What's worse is when they don't change the roll and we don't have anymore under the sink, so you have to walk down the hall to get more.
:wtf: |
yea dude, what do you do?
I hate that feeling. That uncomfortable "I-Have-Poop-Smear-In-Between-My-Ass-Cheeks-Feeling"
And then you have to go find ing toilet paper. My roommates and I ran out of TP once, and we just used Brauny paper towels... it was too scratchy though. |
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| D-res |
FLORIDA?! whoda thunk it |
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| tubularbills |
| quote: | Originally posted by D-res
FLORIDA?! whoda thunk it |
well, they were both over 50 years old.... |
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| D-res |
| quote: | Originally posted by tubularbills
well, they were both over 50 years old.... |
no i'm saying that its following a trend that every ed up crime seems to be happening in florida |
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| tubularbills |
| quote: | Originally posted by D-res
no i'm saying that its following a trend that every ed up crime seems to be happening in florida |
okaly dokaly - makes sense now. |
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| BigDil |
| quote: | Originally posted by idoru
It pisses me off when people don't change the roll once it's empty. What's worse is when they don't change the roll and we don't have anymore under the sink, so you have to walk down the hall to get more.
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my brother does that all the time
at least now i know he'll go to hell :) |
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| washout |
| quote: | Originally posted by D-res
no i'm saying that its following a trend that every ed up crime seems to be happening in florida |
ive noticed this trend ahha. |
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