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| davemolina |
Repost from another board, thought it was pretty damn funny.
-Girls Fighting
Cursing, crying, pulling hair, throwing drinks, and being convicted of assault = sexy. A mug shot with a tear-streaked face = even sexier.
-The automated female voice you hear when you dial 4-1-1
"I think you said, "Spank me hard.' Is this correct? To confirm press 1 or say yes."
-Leopard Prints
Because they say "I really do not care." Just add vodka and Def Leppards "pour some sugar on me" for a down-and-dirty good time.
-My friends' moms
They were hot when I was 13 and didn't know any better. Then I grew out of it - only to grow back into it. I was right the first time.
-Girls hugging
Look! Their nipples are almost touching! Damn those blouses!
-Female bartenders
If I passed them on the street, I wouldn't look twice. But put them in a dark room and in charge of beer and suddenly they are a goddess and i'm a babbling idiot. And not just because i'm wasted out of my mind. Well, it's not totally because i'm wasted out of my mind.
-Pregnant women
Because their boobs get even bigger. And because they're broadcasting to the entire world that they just had sex.
-Fat girls
I come for the cleavage. I stay for the sex. I leave in shame- satiated shame.
-Schoolgirl uniforms
Especially when worn by japanese girls. White socks optional. Pigtails essential. It's not a fetish if 100 percent of men like it - it's like a law of nature.
-Jessica Rabbit
If she lets a stuttering bunny take a crack at her, it means I might have a chance. Unfortunately i'm not a cartoon.
-Women who hate me
Particulary if they've belittled me in front of my friends, called me ugly and/or gay and are going out with much better-looking, manlier men than me. Those girls are as hot as my confidence is shattered.
-Tan Lines
The pale parts look even more naked next to the tanned parts. This also works with sock marks and bra indentions.
-Female colleagues bending over
I respect her. She respects me. Then I stare at her ass crack like it's the Grand Canyon.
-Visible Panty Lines
Because they're visible! And they're panties!
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| washout |
| i do not find chick that fight or swear or are otherwise un-ladylike sexy. |
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| davemolina |
| quote: | Originally posted by washout
i do not find chick that fight or swear or are otherwise un-ladylike sexy. |
The only downside to that being most of the women of your standard have gone through Menopause already. |
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| Zild |
| quote: | Originally posted by washout
i do not find chick that fight or swear or are otherwise un-ladylike sexy. |
You like feminine homosexual males? |
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| Rememberence_ |
| lmaoooo that list just kept getting better and better |
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| MW17cc |
| quote: | Originally posted by davemolina
-Female bartenders
If I passed them on the street, I wouldn't look twice. But put them in a dark room and in charge of beer and suddenly they are a goddess and i'm a babbling idiot. And not just because i'm wasted out of my mind. Well, it's not totally because i'm wasted out of my mind. |
haha, so true... |
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| Paula |
| quote: | Originally posted by Screen
I love it when a girl talks filthy. Makes me happy in the southern part of my body. Even though I hate the bitch I’m with, she can sure talk nasty. |
Man you really hate her don't you? This must have been the 3rd mention of you hating your girlfriend. Seriously, just end it, you'll be so much less bitter. And when you're not acting bitter you have a much better chance of finding one you don't hate AS much as the current girl. :tongue3 |
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| Matthias |
| There isn't anything wrong with women fighting...as long as they are hot, nude, and in a kiddie pool coated with KY and astroglide. Nothing wrong with that. :) |
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| daydreamer |
kudos on the Japanese school girl;)
SUPA KAWAII !!!!!!!!!!!! |
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| rapfiend03 |
| quote: | -Female colleagues bending over
I respect her. She respects me. Then I stare at her ass crack like it's the Grand Canyon. |
:D its hard not to. |
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| DJ Cubano |
| *awaits douches err dirks arrival* |
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