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| stren |
| quote: | Originally posted by medinaM5
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obviously you haven't clicked the link. There are no ugly bots |
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| medinaM5 |
| she's married, and shes from kansas....i'd do her |
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| D-res |
well played  |
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| Allied Nations |
I think she just wants to eat you up.
Literally.
:nervous: |
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| Allied Nations |
http://blog.myspace.com/index.cfm?f...70-9ae209415dec
10 commandments for sleeping with me (Sarah, stren's e-whore)
I like all kinds of guys, but that doesn't mean that I'll let all kinds into my bed. The deciding factor is the dealbreaker. SO below are 10 of my personal dealbreakers, ALL of which I have unfortunately experienced lol. Took me forever to do this so ENJOY YA'LL!!
I. THOU SHALL NOT drive a Lexus and then take me back to your studio apartment off of Prospect.
II. THOU SHALL NOT speak any of the following lines:
a. I'll just put the head in
b. So does this mean I'm not getting any?
c. We don't have to use a condom. I've never had a problem before.
d. What do you mean you don't want to cuddle?
e. My friends will never believe this
f. I can put all the guys you've been with to shame
g. I ran outta money, where's your purse?
h. These sex toys are basically new
i. We have to be quit, my mother's sleeping.
j. Your feel almost as good as my sister's
k. I swear the camera isn't on
l. Well, my ex-girlfriend used to do it
m. If it's the police, tell them I'm not home
n. It's not contagious anymore
III. THOU SHALL NOT keep your dead pets preserved in Saran Wrap in the freezer.
IV. THOU SHALL NOT ask me to quit smoking, drinking or watching TV reality
shows.
V. THOU SHALL NOT have any of the following in your house:
a. a face tanner
b. a douche bag in the shower
c. tubes of preperation H in the medicine cabinet
d. Meals prepared by your mother in the refigerator, each in a tupperware container and all marked for a different day of the week.
e. Dirty laundry that has been stacked and put neatly into piles
f. Makeup from an ex-girlfriend of more than six months
g. More fur coats than I have
VI. THOU SHALL NOT be able to take a bigger dildo than I can
VII. THOU SHALL NOT have a tan line in the shape of a thong
VIII. THOU SHALL NOT pass gas in front of me, pick your nose and flick the boogers, cry on the first date, put your hand down your pants then check your smell and after that crap you try to lean over and kiss me with your face reacking of ass!!!
IX. THOU SHALL NOT pretend like it slipped (the back-door guys who try to put it in your butt every other stroke)
X. THOU MAY leave the toilet seat up. But thou shall not leave the toilet seat down and pee on it! |
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| medinaM5 |
| quote: | Originally posted by Allied Nations
I think she just wants to eat you up.
Literally.
:nervous: |
agreed...i think she's just hungry, and wants some food, and your myspace was the first thing that came up |
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| stren |
| oh dear god :nervous: |
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| gwrmarines |
| I threw up in my mouth a little.:wtf: :confused: :toothless :disbelief :thepirate |
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| jonSun |
| LOL, ya those are weird messages u get from chicks. Recently on myspace ive been getting messages & friend invite from chicks with kids. WTF is that. |
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| narcism |
| stren- i had faith that you would not post my messages/links on ta :( |
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