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Need a comeback to "Drum machines have no soul"
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| Jake Benson |
Worst bumper sticker ever:
"DRUM MACHINES HAVE NO SOUL"
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Whenever I see that, I start thinking about all those hours I pour into making loops so precise with filters, reverbs, delays, equalizers, arpeggios, panning, envelopes, LFOs, etc., on my drum machines. Oh but they have soul because they hit a peice a metal or wood with a stick. To me, playing the drums when you can have a drum machines is like living with candles when you can have electric lights.
So can anyone come up with a good comeback against that bumper sticker? Maybe a one-liner that's pro-drum machine or anti-drummer, or something like, "drum machines may have no soul, but..."
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| Marc Summers |
Drum machines have no soul but you don't either
:p |
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| Demoted |
your mom had no soul
...last night...
...in bed...
oof |
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| Silky Johnson |
| I think the Beastie Boys said it best, nothing sounds quite like an eight! oh! eight! |
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| DigitalPhoenix |
| Drum machines may have no soul...so go yourself. |
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| Floorfiller |
| doesn't matter how much soul you have if you play for |
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| lücid |
| Drum machines may have no soul... but the soul doesn't come from the machine. |
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| RapidFire |
drum machines have no soul...
and neither does Chuck Norris ! *cue chuck norris jumping behind the person and roundhouse kicking them to death* |
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| Ygrene |
| quote: | Originally posted by jennypie
I think the Beastie Boys said it best, nothing sounds quite like an eight! oh! eight! |
If I weren't a married man jennypie, I would sooooooo relish the opportunity to get turned down by you. |
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| Silky Johnson |
| quote: | Originally posted by Ygrene
If I weren't a married man jennypie, I would sooooooo relish the opportunity to get turned down by you. |
What makes you think I'd turn you down?? Who else could I go on a first date with and not blow it by passing gas???
:toothless |
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| Silky Johnson |
Drum machines may have no soul, but I ed your wife last night.
Drum machines may have no soul, but your children are mentally retarded. |
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| Dark^Tremor |
| drum machines might have no soul, but neither does that one-armed guy from def leppard. |
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