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I need help buying a bike!
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| Theresa |
I want to buy a bike.
It has been about 6 years since I've owned one, and now that I want one, it seems to be massively more complicated than it used to be.
So... Apparently, my dimensions are very important to my comfort with the dimensions on a bike.
Does anyone know about all of this?
I am about 5 feet, 2 inches tall. I am not sure what exactly my torso is, or how long my legs are. |
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| Munchy |
| A motorcycle or a bike bike? |
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| DarkAngel |
| quote: | Originally posted by Munchy
A motorcycle or a bike bike? |
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| ATL_Trancer |
| uim thinkin of buyinh a cr=b900 or a cdj.. go figure |
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| kofrad |
| quote: | Pink Floyd - Bike
I've got a bike
You can ride it if you like
It's got a basket
A bell that rings
And things to make it look good
I'd give it to you if I could
But I borrowed it
You're the kind of girl that fits in with my world
I'll give you anything
Everything if you want things
I've got a cloak
It's a bit of a joke
There's a tear up the front
It's red and black
I've had it for months
If you think it could look good
Then I guess it should
You're the kind of girl that fits in with my world
I'll give you anything
Everything if you want things
I know a mouse
And he hasn't got a house
I don't know why
I call him Gerald
He's getting rather old
But he's a good mouse
You're the kind of girl that fits in with my world
I'll give you anything
Everything if you want things
I've got a clan of gingerbread men
Here a man
There a man
Lots of gingerbread men
Take a couple if you wish
They're on the dish
You're the kind of girl that fits in with my world
I'll give you anything
Everything if you want things
I know a room full of musical tunes
Some rhyme
Some ching
Most of them are clockwork
Let's go into the other room and make them work |
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| DarkAngel |
| quote: | Originally posted by kofrad
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Theresa is tiny, but I don't think she'll fit on THAT particular bike. |
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| colonelcrisp |
get a Bigwheel
FTW |
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| Yan |
I'm selling one on eBay right now that might do you good.
Link |
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| Xenocreator_PG_ |
I can help!!!!!
I can help, but i will need to consult with Mason. We will get a contingency plan happening.
Let me just start by stating this: ............well let me start by posting a picture.
It is really important that we do this properly. You shouldnt rush buying this bike.
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| Masonious |
Theresa, please do not purchase a bike without the advice of Xeno and I. First step is to establish a frame to rubber ratio appropriate for a person of your hair color. Xeno and I are flying in rich venture capitalist Jewish folk from New York to assist us with our endeavor. I suppose the first question is if you had to make a ring, would it be circular or ovular? Being a woman Xeno and I have presupposed you’d decide upon a completely irrelevant choice that infuriates men and makes their lives worse: ovulatulor. I do not want to reveal too much, but before you make a choice please wait until Xeno and I deliver unto you the appropriate synergy focuses. As a “Preferred Client” you get 43 Xtrem points redeemable at any Xenosam outfitter, make sure you bring a pair of scissors and the foreskin you *last* cut with them. Again, as our client we want to reiterate that we have YOUR best interests in mind.
We all recall the “Theresa’s New Sig” fiasco. I do not want to point fingers at Xenocreator for his absolute failure to create a sig for you, so I’ll have to be a bit cryptic and sidestep the reason we decided not to present you with your new sig. Also, we did receive your inquiries as to why your checks were being cashed even though we didn’t deliver the promised product. We have since then incorporated the Sarbanes-Oxley act so future issues like that will not occur. We fired our CFO to prove to you that we’re moral and have YOUR best interests in mind. You can rest easy, however, with the knowledge that your checks allowed Xenosam productions to strategically acquire a 1953 Foosball table for our cafeteria made from a rare tree that a noble South American tribe fought to the death to protect all the while screaming, “our children are in there!”
We will have a response to you shortly, please hold off on this momentous decision until we’ve contacted you.
-The Xenosam Team
P.S. I’ve billed 4.2 hours to your account for this message. |
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| Geoff |
how bout a P3C? just $4500
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| Purple |
Check out the camera guy, aiming at her . |
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