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Paris Hilton ruined a totally rad car...
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| VERTiG0 |
...just by buying one.
http://www.autoblog.com/2006/03/15/...w-slr/#comments
1) She's going to put whatever dumbass dog she has this week in it and get and piss and fur all over the beautiful interior
2) On the plus side she'll probably wrap it around a pole at 150mph
3) She isn't gonna drive anything fancier, an SLR is automatic... It allows her to talk on the phone, drive, and film yet another stupid porno in which you see her assaulting some poor hobo she got off the street, with her vaginal juices melting his dick away or something
4) Nobody will watch said film
5) If I owned the car here's what I'd look like except I'd be wearing a full Nomex suit and I'd be a guy
I am anxiously awaiting the drag racing video between her in that McMerc and Lindsay Lohan's CL65 AMG. |
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| EvilTree |
| Jealous, are you |
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| Misanthrope |
awww jealously sucks
:( |
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| VERTiG0 |
| I'm not jealous, I'm saddened for the car. I don't particularly like the SLR because it is automatic and as such is an abomination of a supercar but it must be respected for its prowess, and Paris Hilton has no idea what to do with all that power. |
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| Stingray |
| quote: | Originally posted by VERTiG0
3) She isn't gonna drive anything fancier, an SLR is automatic... It allows her to talk on the phone, drive, and film yet another stupid porno in which you see her assaulting some poor hobo she got off the street, with her vaginal juices melting his dick away or something
4) Nobody will watch said film
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Cale, I love you man. :haha: |
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| psychosomatica |
Lindsay Lohan drives one too.
It's automatic for christ's sake :p |
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| MarkT |
| quote: | Originally posted by VERTiG0
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5) If I owned the car here's what I'd look like except I'd be wearing a full Nomex suit and I'd be a guy
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lol |
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| zoogla |
| quote: | Originally posted by VERTiG0
5) If I owned the car here's what I'd look like except I'd be wearing a full Nomex suit and I'd be a guy |
Yeah whatever Mr. I-like-pink-fuzzy-phones :rolleyes:
(Lisa, hit me with a pic ;)) |
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| VERTiG0 |
| quote: | Originally posted by fayraree
Yeah whatever Mr. I-like-pink-fuzzy-phones :rolleyes:
(Lisa, hit me with a pic ;)) |
It wasn't fuzzy and you're a bastard, Fahad :haha:
I'm comfortable enough with that |
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| Jem_hadar |
| quote: | Originally posted by fayraree
Yeah whatever Mr. I-like-pink-fuzzy-phones :rolleyes:
(Lisa, hit me with a pic ;)) |
LOOOOL fay's on a ing roll tonite!! hahaahaha :haha: :haha: :haha: |
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| Jem_hadar |
| quote: | Originally posted by fayraree
Yeah whatever Mr. I-like-pink-fuzzy-phones :rolleyes:
(Lisa, hit me with a pic ;)) |
My soft fuzzy cute warm and cozy La Senza pink slippers ARE THE BEST!
I love them! |
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| DarV |
| IM ing Jealous THAT skank Hilton driving that car I want one |
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