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Murphy's Law
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| Mommy420 |
Celibacy is not hereditary.
Beauty is only skin deep, ugly goes to the bone.
If everthing seems to be going well, obviously you don't know what the hell is going on.
Friends come and go, but enemies accumulate.
Never argue with a fool, people might know the difference.
The other queue is always faster.
Anything you try to fix will take longer and cost more than you thought.
The chance of a slice of bread falling butter side down is directly porportional to the cost of the carpet.
Never sleep with anyone crazier than yourself.
The repairman will have never seen a model quite like yours before.
A shortcut is the longest distance between two points.
Anything good in life is either illegal,immoral or fattening.
The light at the end of a tunnel is an oncoming train.
Murphy's golden rule. Whoever has the most gold makes the rules.
No matter how long you shop for an item, once you've bought it, it will be on sale somewhere else cheaper.
In order to get a loan, you must first prove you don't need it.
Murph was an Optimist. |
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| Ang ' ela_ie |
| quote: | Originally posted by Mommy420
If everthing seems to be going well, obviously you don't know what the hell is going on.
Never argue with a fool, people might not know the difference.
Never sleep with anyone crazier than yourself.
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These are good. |
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| Protege |
| quote: | Originally posted by Mommy420
Never sleep with anyone crazier than yourself.
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Aint that the damn truth. |
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