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bless you :p
from the site
| quote: | | I realized today, after hearing an absolutely GORGEOUS sneeze from just as gorgeous of a guy, that I've begun to think of sneezes phonetically. When I hear a sneeze I immediately picture it in my head the way it would be spelled. And I was wondering, does anybody else do this? |
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lmao, they can't be serious
| quote: | My mum: VoOs, we need to talk.
Me: What?
Mum: What is this Sneeze fetish forum you’ve been visiting?
Me: *turns bright red and dies a thousand times in one second, then remembers her already made up speech for this kind of event, and pulls herself together*
I’ve been waiting for you to ask about that. But that’s personal. I don’t want to talk about is, ok?
Mum: (angrily) But what is it!? I have the right to know! I’m your mother. Is it...some kind of porn site?!
Me: You do know what a fetish is, don’t you?
Mum: Yes, I do! It’s an obsession.
Me: Well...
Mum: Is it sexual? I mean, what are you doing on this... I... I... You used to be afraid of sneezing when you were little!!
Me: I didn’t understand what it was at that time. I didn’t know what I was feeling... Oh, mum, this is so embarrassing. I knew you knew that I visit the forum, but I thought you would respect me and keep silent about it.
Mum: (embarrassed) I respect you! It’s your body. Everyone has a fetish of some kind... But sneezing?!? I mean, what do people do there?
Me: (slightly angrily) We write stories...share experiences...Some people make waves and video clips...
“With SNEEZING?!?!”
Me: *dies a thousand times again* Stop saying it! It’s so damn embarrassing!
Mum: But you don’t...I mean, do you chat with people on this site, or...
Me: There are thousands of us, believe it or not. And NO! I’m not doing anything stupid or dangerous! I don’t take contact with anyone. I just...
(long silence)
Mum: It was your father who brought it up. He saw the site and...
Me: Well; now you know, so you just go and tell him. I don’t want to have to live through all this all over again.
Mum: Ok...
(another long silence)
Me: *leaves the kitchen* |
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| Nabistai |
| quote: | | Could somebody PLEASE send me some female noseblowing clips? ive got some from the net already but if anyone has anything unique then please e-mail me or let me know.out of interest does anyone find looking in a used tissue after seeing the blow arousing? sorry to ask just very curious if im one my own on this?.......thanks..loon |
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Imagine if there was a thread at that site titled
"I present to Sneeze Fetish Forum the horrendously weird TrancEaddict Forum"
www.tranceaddict.com/forums
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| Simon |
| Wierdos *goes back to ratemypoo.com* |
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| THE_Chris |
| quote: | Nick was full of cold and had spent most of the evening with Jane blowing his very snotty nose. By 11pm the waste bin was full of snotty tissues and the tissue box nearly empty. With each wet gurgling blow the tissues were soaked through and each blow required at least two man sized tissues.
'Look Nick' said Jane 'it is freezing out there. Why don't you stay the night. The last thing you need is to go out in that '.
'I'd love to stay' said Nich ' but it looks like I've cleared you out of tissues. I think I am going to be blowing my nose all night so I better go home and get some hankies'
'Don't worry about that. I've plenty of handkerchiefs. Now, go and get into bed and I'll make us a hot drink.
If you need a hanky they are in my bedside drawer.'
Nick did as he was told and from the kitchen Jane could hear him giving his nose a thorough blow. The sound of his blowing was beginning to turn her on and she quickly busied herself making the drink in an effort to divert her feelings.
By the time she got to the bedrrom Nick was already in bed, naked as he always was when they slept together. Quickly she undressed and got in beside him. It wasn't long efore Nick needed another handkerchief. The bedside cabinet was on her side of the bed and as she opened the drawer and took out a couple of her hankies she desperately needed to blow Nicks nose for him.
Jane really wanted to blow his nose for him. Opening the handkerchief she cupped his nose in it and told him to blow, not knowing was his reaction would be. Sne needn't have worried. Nick started blowing and Jane could feel the warmth and wetness flowing into the handkerchief. Nick blew harder and harder unil the handkerchief was soaked. Quickly Jane put a clean one to his nose and he blew again until at the very end he honked loudly..
'That was fantastic' said Nick. ' it felt so good feeling your hanky on my nose and you squeezing my nostrils. The trouble is it has made me so horny. '
'I can tell' said Jane 'but don't worry I am as horny as you are'
They then made love really passionately, not for the first time that night. |
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| Jeremy H |
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| Basstard |
| dear oh dear :stongue: |
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| superglo |
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| MeLLyMeL |
| lmfao @ the dude breaking the news to his parents. wtf for real. |
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| jdat |
Sneezing, eating mashed potatoes and boobs herein:
Doesn't THIS turn you on??? |
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