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Post your best chuck norris jokes
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| grooviebeats |
| quote: | Chuck Norris once brought in a dying lamb that had been maimed by a cougar to the set of Walker, Texas Ranger. He caressed it with his beard until it was 100% Healed, frolicking around the set. He then roundhouse kicked it in the face, killing it instantly, just to prove that Chuck Norris giveth, and Chuck Norris taketh away....
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| quote: | | When Chuck Norris jumps in the water, Chuck Norris doesn't get all wet... The water gets all Chuck Norris! |
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| grooviebeats |
| quote: | Originally posted by infinity HiGH
:rolleyes: |
yeah yeah i know kinda lame but we have been sending emails at work with norris jokes and im all out. |
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| jonze234 |
| in soviet russia chuck norris plays conan obrien clips on his show |
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| WojiePoj |
| chuck norris doesnt need to read books, he just stares them down and gets the information he needs..... |
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| sakabatou |
How about no.
Chuck Norris isn't funny anymore. |
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| grooviebeats |
| quote: | Originally posted by josh4
when chuck norris falls in water he doesn't get wet, water gets chuck norris |
umm yeah i posted that in the start of the thread anything new?
BTW chojin that site was great! |
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| grooviebeats |
| quote: | Originally posted by josh4
no you didnt, you edited!
thats mine you cheat! |
i did not there is no edit time |
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| SuspicionVandit |
| one time chuck norris died. and then he didn't |
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| grooviebeats |
| quote: | Originally posted by josh4
because you did it within the editing time limit dduuhhh |
and how long is the time limit |
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