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Snakes on a Plane (pg. 3)
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| EvilTree |
For the record, I will not be seeing this movie as I can't stand snakes.
Saw 15 mins of Anaconda and I had to leave |
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| muzzybear |
| "Snakes... why did it have to be snakes..." - Indiana Jones in Raiders of the Lost Ark. |
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| Frenchina |
*cringes*
Oh god, no , anything but snakes...OH and spiders... Oh and clowns... Ohh maaaan:nervous: |
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| nusty |
| There as so never going to allow animals on planes once this comes out. |
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| *~LiSa-LoO~* |
| quote: | Originally posted by Tygon
Well sounds like a winner...
I'll save you all $20... Here's the movie...
-character introduction
-please fasten seatbelts
-some storm shakes snake cages open or maybe some twisted bad guy releases the snakes for fun
-snakes get out
-people freak out
-people die
-Samuel gets pissed at snakes
-people die
-Samuel uses some cheesy well-timed lines
-people die
-Samuel kills the muthain snakes with some help from a couple equally angry passengers
-one bad ass snake remains
-bad ass snake kills off secondary characters... except maybe the lead female
-Samuel says something REALLY bad ass line to the snake.
-Snake hisses
-Samuel kills off bad ass snake is some hard-to-believe mannor
-Samuel says another awesome cheesy line.
-Samuel lands plane cuz the pilot is probably dead
-Samuel and female lead fall in love and never want to see snakes again
The end! WOO!
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Oh great...thanks for ruining it Tim, I was really looking forward to this. |
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| EvilTree |
| quote: | Originally posted by nusty
There as so never going to allow animals on planes once this comes out. |
How about trees? That'll be allowed, right? |
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| VERTiG0 |
| quote: | Originally posted by *~LiSa-LoO~*
Oh great...thanks for ruining it Tim, I was really looking forward to this. |
Oh you're so coming to see it.
Seriously folks, if Samuel L. Jackson says the words "snakes," "muthain," and "plane" in the same sentence I will cream my pants in the theatre. |
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| Playa24_7 |
| quote: | Originally posted by arek
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hahahhahahahahHAHAHAH!!!!!:haha: :haha:
"we got motherin' snakes!" LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!
also gotta love
"Yes, they deserved to die! and I hope they burn in hell!"
have an eskimo pie and chill the fack out samuel! ! lol! |
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| Fir3start3r |
:toothless
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| Ablefunk |
| The fact that this movie is actually real is blowing my mind. |
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| Irishaddict |
| quote: | Originally posted by arek
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I know the movie is real. But please tell me the billboard for it is also real. The MS Paint work is just too awesome. |
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