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The Rabbit the Giraffe the Elephant and the Lion
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| Sarcoman |
Not sure If you have heard/read this one before. Its an old email forward I got a while ago. Hope you like it.
A little rabbit is happily running through the forest when he
stumbles upon a giraffe rolling a joint. The rabbit looks at her and says, "Giraffe my friend, why do you do this? Come with me running through the forest, you'll see, you'll feel so much better!"
The giraffe looks at him, looks at the joint, tosses it and goes
off running with the rabbit.
Then they come across an elephant doing coke, so the rabbit again says, "Elephant my friend, why do you do this? Think about your health. Come running with us through the pretty forest, you'll see, you'll feel so good!" The elephant looks at them, looks at his razor, mirror and all, then tosses them and starts running with the rabbit and giraffe.
The three animals then come across a lion about to shoot up... "Lion my friend, why do you do this? Think about your health! Come running with us through the sunny forest, you will feel so good!" The lion looks at him, puts down his needle, and starts to beat the out of the little rabbit.
As the giraffe and elephant watch in horror, they look at him and ask, "Lion, why did you do this? He was merely trying to help us all!" The lion answers, "That little ****** makes me run around the
forest like an idiot for hours every time he's on ecstasy!" |
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| DJ El Kay Dee |
| thats a freakin hilarious....still carckin up on it..ahahaha:stongue: :stongue: :stongue: :stongue: :stongue: :stongue: :stongue: |
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| DJ_D|ABL0_ |
| Thats wicked mate :p |
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| xzit |
| haha i like that one... |
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| Blue. |
| Hahahaha was just gonna post this up frommy e-mail :( |
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| Dmatrox |
| ahahaha good one. I read this one before but forget the ending:happy2: :stongue: |
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| Scorchio |
LMAO!!!
Thats one of the funniest jokes I have ever heard. |
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| Shudder |
| :crazy: :crazy: :crazy: :crazy: |
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| BTG |
rotflmao.
that is so ing funny :D oh man, my brothers looking at me funny cause i'm laughing so hard :D well, he can suck a goat. |
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| HyPeRSoNiC |
| LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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| Zayatz |
| good joke, very good |
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