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20 Ways to Keep Your Sanity (pg. 2)
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| mindspin |
| if you somehow find a way to turn back time so that i can get a good nights sleep for work in the morning...you have yourself a deal! ;) |
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| *~LiSa-LoO~* |
| quote: | Originally posted by mindspin
if you somehow find a way to turn back time so that i can get a good nights sleep for work in the morning...you have yourself a deal! ;) |
done
p.s. i'll see you at decadence |
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| Jer. |
| quote: | Originally posted by *~LiSa-LoO~*
10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat - with a serious
face. |
I have done this before, and can NOT for the life of me, understand how I did it without laughing my ass off |
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| Halycon |
| quote: | Originally posted by *~LiSa-LoO~*
Got this in an email today...thought some of them were kinda funny...and also things I may do
20 WAYS TO KEEP YOUR SANITY
1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and
point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.
2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.
3. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want
fries with that.
4. Put your garbage can on your desk and label it "IN".
5. Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has
gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.
6. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for smuggling
>diamonds".
7. Finish all your sentences with "in accordance with the prophecy".
8. Don't use any punctuation.
9. As often as possible, skip rather than walk.
10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat - with a serious
face.
11. Specify that your drive-through order is "to go".
12. Sing along at the opera.
13. Put mosquito netting around your work area and play tropical sounds all day at work.
14. Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme.
15. Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their
party because you're not in the mood.
16. Have your coworkers address you by your wrestling name, Rock Bottom.
17. When the money comes out the ATM, scream "I won! I won!"
18. When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot
yelling, "Run for your lives!, they're loose!!"
19. Tell your children over dinner "due to the economy, we are going
to have to let one of you go."
20. And the final way to keep a healthy level of insanity...e-mail
this to someone to make them smile and laugh. It's called therapy. |
thanks =D |
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| Surreal JRS |
| Sanity is the playground of the unimaginative. |
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| Playa24_7 |
| So ordering a diet water next time I go out haha |
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| King Luis |
here's how you kill 2 birds with one stone...go to a drive through and ask for a diet water to go :D
those are halarious...good start to a friday. |
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| spazzilla |
| Thank god I'm in a room by myself. I think I snorted. Or maybe I sharted. Either way thank you. |
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| simms327 |
21. post on tranceaddict ALL THE TIME!!!!
bwaaa ahahah ahahaah ah ahaah ha a aha ahahaha a
ahhhhhh.....
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| preppie chick |
oh Lisa, so early in the morning and you're already making me laugh!
lubbs it! :D |
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| Djsketchbag |
10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat - with a serious
face.
ROFL:haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: |
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| Trance Nutter |
| quote: | Originally posted by *~LiSa-LoO~*
4. Put your garbage can on your desk and label it "IN".
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This is happening Monday.
The fact that this is my first day back at work in 5 months makes it all the better.:p |
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