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I've just seen the devil
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| Lira |
It was 2 PM, the weather was very nice and the sun was shining. My girlfriend and I had just had lunch and we were going to my car. That's when something really scary happened.
As I was passing by a parked car, suddenly I couldn't move. My first reaction was to look down and then I realised what had just happened: the license plate of the parked car had bit my shorts! I'm telling you, it just didn't get stuck or anything, it would be impossible - the damn thing did bit my shorts.
There I was, paralised from the waist down, trying to escape, when I finally managed to save my beloved shorts. Before fleeing, I read the number plate, and that's when I was shocked:
"*** - 6666" (I'm censoring the letters since this is confidential information where I live - the devil needs privacy too, after all)
It was a big black BMW, and that was the number plate. I couldn't believe my eyes: a Big Black BMW. Have you got any idea of what this means? A Big Black BMW, whose number was 6666. It's got more sixes than the beast itself! And it's German! And it's a Goth!
My girlfriend and I got into my Fiat Uno. We knew we would be safe in there. I drove away, and never looked back. If only I had a brick... |
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| Lira |
| quote: | Originally posted by Slylee
ummm... |
You're the owner of that car, aren't you!? |
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| lücid |
my friend drives a black BMW with the license plate "3L1T3"
and yesterday i saw a black BMW with a license plate that said "XTC"
but i didn't see any devils or have my shorts bitten |
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| stren |
:wtf:
lay off the drugs
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| arcadia190 |
| quote: | Originally posted by Lira
It was 2 PM, the weather was very nice and the sun was shining. My girlfriend and I had just had lunch and we were going to my car. That's when something really scary happened.
As I was passing by a parked car, suddenly I couldn't move. My first reaction was to look down and then I realised what had just happened: the license plate of the parked car had bit my shorts! I'm telling you, it just didn't get stuck or anything, it would be impossible - the damn thing did bit my shorts.
There I was, paralised from the waist down, trying to escape, when I finally managed to save my beloved shorts. Before fleeing, I read the number plate, and that's when I was shocked:
"*** - 6666" (I'm censoring the letters since this is confidential information where I live - the devil needs privacy too, after all)
It was a big black BMW, and that was the number plate. I couldn't believe my eyes: a Big Black BMW. Have you got any idea of what this means? A Big Black BMW, whose number was 6666. It's got more sixes than the beast itself! And it's German! And it's a Goth!
My girlfriend and I got into my Fiat Uno. We knew we would be safe in there. I drove away, and never looked back. If only I had a brick... |
u do know that it doesnt mean anything do you?
and anyway the number of the "DEVIL" is 666 not 6666 |
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| Palladium |
| quote: | Originally posted by arcadia190
u do know that it doesnt mean anything do you?
and anyway the number of the "DEVIL" is 666 not 6666 |
yeah but 6666 is worst than just 666
can u imagine? OH MY GOD....!! SAVE ME!!! |
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| fitom tiel |
| I've had my shorts bitten many a time, but never by a Big Black BMW, nor its "-6666" plates. |
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| arcadia190 |
| quote: | Originally posted by Palladium
yeah but 6666 is worst than just 666
can u imagine? OH MY GOD....!! SAVE ME!!! |
hahahha |
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| lateforwork |
| Hahhaha, you would have throown a brick at a car you were having delusions about and you politely save a few letters from its license plate... how nice of you?? |
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| Psy-T |
| you should have offered your soul to the license plate in a lucrative trade! geez, can't you people THINK?! :clown: |
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