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how are you gonna die? (pg. 2)
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| Sunsnail |
| quote: | Originally posted by josh4
that doesnt make sense. even if your shoelace wasnt caught in the escalator you would ride it to the top anyway. you'd die when you get squeezed through the top as the stars retract underneath |
not my fault :wtf: |
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| Events@Spec |
| quote: | Originally posted by colonelcrisp
A gang of midgets wraps you in plastic wrap and proceeds to cook you with a hair dryer. You are slowly squeezed to death as the plastic wrap shrinks around your body.
sweeeet |
haha best one. |
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| Events@Spec |
"Your next door neighbor beats you to death with a shovel."
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| Allied Nations |
While attending a renaissance fair, you're bludgeoned to death with a lute by a crazed minstrel.
:nervous: |
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| DjConfessions |
| i already know. a self-infliced gunshot to my head. I'm photoshopping a webcam shot right now in fact |
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| J:\Digital |
After swallowing several capsules which you thought were pain relievers, you're told that you were given "foam animal in a capsule" capsules as a joke. The foam animals expand to twenty times their original size, causing a major intestinal obstruction. Unable to pass solid waste, you die from self-toxification.
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| Sunsnail |
| quote: | Originally posted by J:\Digital
After swallowing several capsules which you thought were pain relievers, you're told that you were given "foam animal in a capsule" capsules as a joke. The foam animals expand to twenty times their original size, causing a major intestinal obstruction. Unable to pass solid waste, you die from self-toxification.
:wtf: |
jesus. :wtf: |
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| Theresa |
Min is somewhat normal but not likly since i dont jhave a dog, and i cant own own wone since i am allergic.
You are struck by lightning and killed while walking your dog during a storm. |
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| kadomony |
You are beaten to death by a group of thugs in a dark alley.
scary thing is, this is actually something that could happen :wtf: |
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| GrimReaper |
While attempting to unclog your garbage disposal with your bare hand, your wife inadventently turns on the disposal. Your hand is quickly mangled by the blades, and you bleed to death.
That's interesting because we don't even have those kind of garbage disposals in use here in Finnish households. I've seen how they work tho, in horror movies. :rolleyes: |
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| Ian |
| quote: | Originally posted by idoru
"You die of heart failure after a night of mixing pain killers and hard liquor." |
sucks to be you Jake!
"you will die when chrissi devours you, danish style"
Ahh, guess i'll take it. |
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| Ian |
| A disgruntled sandwich shop employee puts a razor blade onto your sandwich. The razor deeply cuts your mouth and tongue numerous times, and you nervously choke to death on your own blood. |
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