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Butter (pg. 2)
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| Zoso |
| What's that stuff that Paul Harvey endorses that's like l337 butter only good for you? And it's not a Buick or a Husqvarna. |
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| DJ RJT |
| quote: | Originally posted by Coup
As moderator of this forum, i demand this sentance to be expanded. |
As a child, I was frightened of butter in its solid form. It made my favorite things, like bread, all slimey and awkward looking. I was certain my parents were trying to poison me, and demanded that no butter be applied to my food.
Oddly enough, I liked melted butter on just about everything, and if the butter (or rather margerine) came out of a "spray bottle," I used it as liberally as hippies use patchoulli instead of showering.
I still refuse to eat butter on bread unless the bread is toasted and hot enough that all butter will melt before I eat it. |
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| bidor |
| quote: | Originally posted by DJ RJT
As a child, I was frightened of butter in its solid form. It made my favorite things, like bread, all slimey and awkward looking. I was certain my parents were trying to poison me, and demanded that no butter be applied to my food.
Oddly enough, I liked melted butter on just about everything, and if the butter (or rather margerine) came out of a "spray bottle," I used it as liberally as hippies use patchoulli instead of showering.
I still refuse to eat butter on bread unless the bread is toasted and hot enough that all butter will melt before I eat it. |
:wtf: |
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| Coup |
| quote: | Originally posted by Slylee
i demand to know why a thread about butter and margarine remains open and mine was closed. |
Asking me the same question publically as you have asked in PM will not change the response i have already given you. |
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| Coup |
| quote: | Originally posted by DJ RJT
As a child, I was frightened of butter in its solid form. It made my favorite things, like bread, all slimey and awkward looking. I was certain my parents were trying to poison me, and demanded that no butter be applied to my food.
Oddly enough, I liked melted butter on just about everything, and if the butter (or rather margerine) came out of a "spray bottle," I used it as liberally as hippies use patchoulli instead of showering.
I still refuse to eat butter on bread unless the bread is toasted and hot enough that all butter will melt before I eat it. |
lolz. |
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| Slylee |
| quote: | Originally posted by Coup
Asking me the same question publically as you have asked in PM will not change the response i have already given you. |
coup, you're so cool. can i be you for a day? |
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| lücid |
| quote: | Originally posted by DJ RJT
As a child, I was frightened of butter in its solid form. It made my favorite things, like bread, all slimey and awkward looking. I was certain my parents were trying to poison me, and demanded that no butter be applied to my food.
Oddly enough, I liked melted butter on just about everything, and if the butter (or rather margerine) came out of a "spray bottle," I used it as liberally as hippies use patchoulli instead of showering.
I still refuse to eat butter on bread unless the bread is toasted and hot enough that all butter will melt before I eat it. |
and you call me crazy?! :wtf: |
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| enferno |
margerine is one molecule away from being plasic.
no joke.
buy a jar of margerine, open it up, and let it sit outside for a couple days.
it will liquify in a few hours, and the crazy thing is, no mold, bacteria, or even FLIES will eat it.
doesn't sound very food like to me. |
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| Protege |
| quote: | Originally posted by enferno
margerine is one molecule away from being plasic.
no joke.
buy a jar of margerine, open it up, and let it sit outside for a couple days.
it will liquify in a few hours, and the crazy thing is, no mold, bacteria, or even FLIES will eat it.
doesn't sound very food like to me. |
I was about to post that same thing.
Butter - 1
Marg - 0 |
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| Coup |
| quote: | Originally posted by Slylee
coup, you're so cool. can i be you for a day? |
well what do you expect me to say? We really canont win. Leave the thread and it descends into the same mess as the last one, and it might escape your little world but we do not want to hear about you and craig all the time. Leave it, and im not doing my job. Whats wrong with this thread? nothing, thats why its not closed. |
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| DJ RJT |
| quote: | Originally posted by lücid
and you call me crazy?! :wtf: |
:toothless |
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| DJ RJT |
| PS: That story was entirely true, no lie. |
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