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Dutch, John Matrix, & Douglas Quaid
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| Aesthetic |
Douglas Quaid: Well, Cohaagen, I have to hand it to you. It's the best mind yet.
Vilos Cohaagen: Oh, don't take my word for it. Someone you trust wants to talk to you.
Douglas Quaid: Who is it this time, my mother?
Benny: Hey, Quaid! I'm gonna squash you!
Douglas Quaid: Benny! Here!
Benny: [shouts] Where the are you?
Douglas Quaid: [killing him with a large drill] Screw you!
Dutch: [Says to Dillon in rebel village] So you cooked up a story and dropped the six of us in a meatgrinder? |
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| DJ_Ballistic |
Vilos Cohaagen: Don't touch that! Get away, get back!
Douglas Quaid: What are you afraid of? Turn it on.
Vilos Cohaagen: Impossible! Once the reaction starts, it'll spread to all the turbinium in the planet. Mars will go into global meltdown. That's why the aliens never turned it on.
Douglas Quaid: And you expect me to believe you?
Vilos Cohaagen: Who gives a what you believe? In thirty seconds you'll be dead, and I'll blow this place up and be home in time for Corn Flakes.
[Shoots several inches near Quaid]
Vilos Cohaagen: I didn't want it to end this way, I wanted Hauser back, but no, you had to be Quaid!
Douglas Quaid: I am Quaid.
Vilos Cohaagen: You're nothing! You're nobody! You're a stupid dream! Well, all dreams come to an end.
Richter: I want that ****** dead!
Helm: I don't blame you, man. I wouldn't want a guy like Quaid porkin' my old lady.
Richter: You saying she likes it?
Helm: No, I'm sure she hated every minute of it. |
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| Aesthetic |
Lol.. that secoind one is awesome
Douglas Quaid: [after fooling Richter and Company with the hologram-bracelet, Quaid reappears on the other side of the reactor-site... right in front of Cohaagen's guards] HA HA HA, you think this is the real Quaid...?
[They whirl to face nothing]
Douglas Quaid: ... IT IS!
[He blows them away] |
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| pkcRAISTLIN |
| kwaid...start the weactor... |
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| tonydanza |
| Best movie ever. |
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| A.J. |
:stongue: :stongue: :stongue: :stongue:
I lol'd in the computer labs at uni.....
Melina: Hello, Hauser. Still bulging, I see.
[rubs his deltoid, then grabs his crotch]
Melina: What you been feeding this thing?
Douglas Quaid: Blondes.
Melina: I think it's still hungry.
[the taxicab pulls up]
Johnnycab: The fare is 18 credits please.
[Quaid gets out]
Douglas Quaid: Sue me, .
[cab tries to run him down, crashes, and explodes]
Douglas Quaid: Relax. You'll live longer.
:stongue: :stongue: |
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| Aesthetic |
ROFL !
Damon Killian: Hi, cutie pie. You know one of us is in deep trouble. You know who I am?
Ben Richards: I've seen you before. You're the on TV.
Damon Killian: That's funny. I was going to say the same thing about you.
Ben Richards: Uplink underground, uplink underground. If you say that one more time, I'll uplink your ass, and you'll be underground!
Amber: [after Richards cut Buzzsaw in half with a chain saw] What happened to Buzzsaw?
Ben Richards: He had to split. |
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| DJ_Ballistic |
| mighty morphin' power rangers |
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| pkcRAISTLIN |
| quote: | Originally posted by tathi
what movie is it? |
its a collection of movies being sold together, tentatively entitled \"begic's b-graders: no gun = no fun\". should be out in all really ty DVD stores soon... |
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| Aesthetic |
| Says the guy who makes love to his first person shooters.. cough |
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| pkcRAISTLIN |
haha, true ;) however when i kill someone whilst gaming i dont say \"har har, i nailed you\" if im using the nailgun :D
(i loved total recall & predator btw) |
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