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Some interesting questions...
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| SomewhatDamaged |
Question 1:
If you knew a woman who was pregnant, who had 8 kids
already, three who were deaf, two who were blind,
one mentally retarded, and she had syphilis, would
you recommend that she have an abortion?
Read the next question before looking at the
response for this one.
Question 2:
It is time to elect a new world leader, and only
your vote counts. Here are the facts about the three
candidates.
Candidate A.
Associates with crooked politicians, and consults
with astrologist. He's had two mistresses. He also
chain smokes and drinks 8 to 10 martinis a day.
Candidate B.
He was kicked out of office twice, sleeps until
noon, used opium in college and drinks a quart of
whiskey every evening.
Candidate C
He is a decorated war hero. He's a vegetarian,
doesn't smoke, drinks an occasional beer and never
cheated on his wife.
Which of these candidates would be your choice?
Decide first...
Candidate A is Franklin D. Roosevelt.
Candidate B is Winston Churchill.
Candidate C is Adolf Hitler.
And, by the way, on your answer to the abortion
question: If you said YES, you just killed
Beethoven.
Pretty interesting isn't it? Makes a person think
before judging someone.
And Finally, can you imagine working for a company
that has a little more than 500 employees and has
the following statistics:
* 29 have been accused of spousal abuse
* 7 have been arrested for fraud
* 19 have been accused of writing bad checks
* 117 have directly or indirectly bankrupted at
least 2 businesses
* 3 have done time for assault
* 71 cannot get a credit card due to bad credit
* 14 have been arrested on drug-related charges
* 8 have been arrested for shoplifting
* 21 are currently defendants in lawsuits
* 84 have been arrested for drunk driving in the
last year...
Can you guess which organization this is?
It's the 535 members of the United States Congress.
The same group that makes hundreds of new laws each year
designed to keep the rest of us in line.
Never be afraid to try something new.
Remember: Amateurs...built the ark.
Professionals...built the Titanic |
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| XoxidE |
| that was just retarded... |
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| Yan |
| Moses already posted about this. |
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| Ygrene |
| quote: | Originally posted by Yan
Moses already posted about this. |
And that was after he did a search for it, saw a previous thread about it and said "Meh." and posted it anyways.
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| Yan |
| quote: | Originally posted by Ygrene
And that was after he did a search for it, saw a previous thread about it and said "Meh." and posted it anyways.
;) |
:stongue:
Silly Moses. Reposts are for n00bs. |
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| stren |
| yeah, kinda old, but still interesting |
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| MeLLyMeL |
| i feel like i'm reading a stupid myspace bulletin. |
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| Yan |
| quote: | Originally posted by MeLLyMeL
i feel like i'm reading a stupid myspace bulletin. |
You've been hit by the HOTTY truck.
[/facebook] |
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| DjConfessions |
| i guess i'm the only one who enjoyed that |
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| stren |
| quote: | Originally posted by DJ Mikey Mike
Then don't read it you stupid bint.
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u mean |
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| Yan |
| quote: | Originally posted by stren
u mean |
i eet stren |
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| stren |
| quote: | Originally posted by Yan
i eet stren |
i must break you! |
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